The Holy Pencil Bible

Pencarl's Family

Pencarl was a good working pencil. Through many years of hard work, he managed to get the upgrade and became a mechanical pencil. He got a better job and became triangular, to better suit his line of work as a pencil. 

Then he met his wife. 

Calculatori was a ravishing scientific calculator, winning all of the hearts, including Pencarl's. They met and fell instantly in love. Pencarl was smitten.

After 2 years, Pencarl popped the question. Calculatori accepted! Nobody was sad on the wedding day. Joy and jubilation (and happy tears) was all around.

On the honeymoon, things got a little interesting...

*wink*

Nine months later, Pencarl had a wonderful baby daughter. 

Being a calculator is a dominant trait. However, a scientific calculator and a pencil create a graphite calculator (HAHAHA LIKE A GRAPHING CALCULATOR OH I'M SO FUNNY).

Calculaura was the light in both of the parent's lives. In order to secure a wonderful and successful future, Calculatori went back to work as a calculator in D Land. Pencarl couldn't bear to rip Calculaura away from her school and friends, so they stayed in V Land. 

Calculatori tried to visit as much as she could, and each time was a treasured day.

Until it wasn't.

Eventually, the visits became less and less frequent, and when she did visit, it seemed awkward. Pencarl attempted to lighten the mood, but nothing would work. Their relationship was falling apart over the long distance. 

To try and fix their broken marriage, Pencarl decided to visit Calculatori in D Land. He planned it as a surprise visit. He walked into the apartment...

Only to find Calculatori kissing another pencil.

"DIXON!" Pencarl roared. "Get AWAY from my WIFE."

The couple was startled. Calculatori looked sheepish and said weakly, "It's not what it looks like..."

Dixon stepped in front of her. 'I'm not letting you take my love!" He stepped forward and punched Pencarl in the face. 

He landed hard on his eraser. When he looked up, he saw Dixon standing over him with a murderous look on his wood. Pencarl decided to do the wiser thing. 

He ran.

Dixon chased him all the way to the Void, where Pencarl jumped over. However, Calculatori ran in front, waving a gun in his face. "You're not ruining my reputation." A gunshot rang out.

Pencarl closed his eyes, waiting for a bullet that never came. 

Instead, when he opened them, Calculaura was on the ground, a pool of circuitry around her. 

"No, no, NO!" Pencarl wept. 

Calculatori walked over to the border and saw her daughter.

Calculaura took a deep, shuddering breath. "I-I love yo-" The rest of her sentence faded away as the light in Pencarl's life died. 

Pencarl took her cover and slowly slid it on top. "Goodbye, my darling."

A/N

Guess this makes me a bit dark, huh? But to be honest, everybody probably saw that coming. In another story, they use her dead body as a boat, though, so that sort of makes up for that.