The Holy Pencil Bible
- LETTURE 151
- Voti 5
- Parti 5
In corso14m
Ultima pubblicazione ven, lug 13, 2018
My friend and I have a running joke in Math that our pencils are beings that live next to each other. As the weeks went past in the class, we made some memorable experiences with these inanimate objects. We decided to write those experiences down here! Well, I did, and she judges me after they're published.
Also be appreciative of the cover because I'm 90% I'm going to get a family meeting for looking up "holy pencil".
ALSO FOR A YOUNG PERSON #221 IN FUNNY ISN'T BAD THANKS PEEPS 7/13/18
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