Fairy ninja

Chapter 6

When they got back they immediately went for the hokage's tower to report there mission once they finished doing that they headed for more d-class they were supposed to weed someone's plants and naruto managed to rip out all of the plants then we walked dogs naruto decided to chose the biggest one and he was dragged into a minefield then was blown up while the dog was perfectly fine and then we went to clean a river and naruto manages to almost fall into a waterfall then they started bickering naruto yelled "it's your fault sasuke it's your emoness that's the problem" then sakura yelled at naruto "stop it naruto it's not my sasuke-kun's fault" while kakashi said to natsume "they need better teamwork" natsume nods and hears a bird screech then tells kakashi "hokage calls" so kakashi says "meet at the bridge tomorrow at 7:00am" then he leaves so they all stop talking then sakura asks sasuke "do you want to go on a date with me to have better teamwork"
    sasuke immediately says "no you're weaker than naruto maybe you should train" then naruto see's this and asks sakura"do you want to hang out with me" she also immediately says "no" then naruto starts complaining so natsume start to leave and he follows and then there being followed by a square box but they leave it bee until

Natsume pov and joy went home

      We were being followed by a box so i told them "why are you following us" then the kid throws a smoke bomb and one says "number 1 sexy ninja moegi" then another kid says "number one strategist ninja best with algebra udon" and the last voice says "number one ninja in the whole village konohamaru" then they say altogether "were the konohamaru squad" then the one called konohamaru ima just call him kono asked naruto" is she your girlfriend" which one there are to girls then sakura says/shouts  "no we're not dating" then he yells "good your forehead is huge ugly" once he says that he starts running away from sakura who is chasing his then he gets hit by a person and gets picked up the weirdo then says "brat" and was interrupted by naruto yelling "put him down" so i make a vine grab the arm that was being raised and forced it down then got another vine to get konohamaru out of his grasp and then he look around for the person who did that he looks at me and starts taking the bandaged thing of his back and his teammate starts asking him "are you really gonna us karasu" then he starts opening it while i look into a tree and see a redhead in the tree is seems no one noticed him so i waved he looked at me shocked then covered it up with a frown and used sand to teleport down and said "kankaro you're a disgrace ment from our village" the now named kankuro stuttered out "g-ga-ara i'm sorry" so i intervened "it was our fault we're sorry we should have been the one apologizing for bugging you now apologize for you actions konohamaru and naruto" i say then naruto looks shocked at me and says "why should we apologize" so i did what erza does to natsu when complaining and punch him in the gut and he falls unconscious i sweatdrop and apologize one more time and start to drag him and i threw him on the street and say "duckbutt your hiding skills suck ya know" then kankuro  starts laughing and then i ask "um lady what's your name i got the idiots and the super cool sand persons im natsume dragneel nice to meet you" i say while flashing a grin they looked shocked at what  i say that but sakura interrupts and asks stupidly "why are you here even if your allies with us you need a reason to enter the village" i stare at he with a duh face and say "you're probably here for chunin exams right" then the girl introduced herself "i'm temari and yes you are correct" then the hokage's bird interrupts "well i got to go hokages call" they look at me and the idiot and temari smile while the super cool sand dude gaara stares at my soul and i drag naruto's body to the hokage's office once i get there i knock and i hear a raspy "come in" i walk in and drop his body in front of me and ask "what's up" they look at me and say "we would like to know if you want to be a one man team with joy" i look shocked and nod enthusiastically then he hands me the entrance page i fill it out and leave naruto's body then then i jump out the window once get out i jump down in front of the group on my back they look shocked i just did that then i jump out completely unscathed and brush the dirt off grumbling about how grey makes this look easy then kankuro fainted to i poked his face and says "he'll live" then start walking away then temari asked "how did you do that without hurting yourself and i didn't see you walk down the wall" i look before grinning and say "i just jumped i got hurt so many different ways from jumping out of buildings nothing can be worse than what you just saw" then i walk home and tell joy and give her the sheet to fill out and then i talk to natsu for the rest of the night

Time Skip next morning

     I'm walking to the academy for the exams and once i get in i see a crowd of people and a fake room so i continue walking i see duckbutt sakura and naruto and then i continue but i hear a "take down the genjutsu" from duckbutt then i say "duckbutt stop trying to be cool" then i walk to the other room after hearing there laughter i grin and see kakashi sensei joy flies out and hugs him then we walk in and see bunch of genin trying to use there bloodlust then i say "the only one with good bloodlust is super cool sand dude" they all looked shocked at me while i wait i start a conversation with temari then duckbutt comes in with there team while joy pops out and joins the conversation "where's your team" "it's just me and joy in our team" she looked shocked i heard someone say my name it was duckbutt i heard a old person say "rock lee team guy teammates tenten higurashi, and neji hyuga, excels in taijutsu and sucks in genjutsu and ninjutsu" then he starts talking again "gaara of the sand a rookie          
        genin from the sand been on 34 d-rank 6 c-rank and 4 b-rank missions and his team is temari of the sand and kankuro of the sand" he stops and talks again "now natsume dragneel missions 6 d-rank 1 c-class 1 a-rank missions then teammates naruto uzumaki, sasuke uchiha,and sakura haruno squad leader kakashi of the sharingan and has made her way into the bingo book as the red dragon oh wait theres something or she's participating with only a cat named joy" joy yelled infruios "im not a cat dam it i'm a exide"  then the old person was hit by a attack from the sound and puked then someone came in and yelled "BE QUIET MAGGOTS AND SOUND NIN DO YOU WANT TO BE DISQUALIFIED" then he yelled more "I'M IBIKI MORINO NOW THE FIRST EXAM IS GONNA BE A TEST NOW IF YOU GET CAUGHT CHEATING YOU'RE DISQUALIFIED COME UP HERE TO PICK A NUMBER FOR YOUR SEAT AND THEN WE WILL HAND OUT THE TESTS" then we all picked up a number i'm sitting beside supercool sand dude and some taki nin then they hand us our test band he yells "GO"
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