Call Us Crazy

Call Us Crazy - Intro

Hey, so this is a bit of an introduction page to the members of UsOurselvesAndWe (Anyone see what we did there?) and we’re going to attempt to do a story, based on the HowBoysThink series.

There’s only going to be one of us posting here, i.e. moi (Chloe), but there’s about six of us taking part in this shindig. All six of us won’t feature in all of the conversations, but you’ll be hearing plenty from us all.

At first, I don’t plan on telling the girls about the fact that I’m recording them, just to see if we act differently when we realise we’re being recorded. Obviously I’ll know, duh.

It’s ok if you don’t like it man. If you don’t, don’t stress. Not everyone can cope with our awesomeness. Just drop us a little comment on why it’s not up to your standards and we’ll see what us lasses can do about it.

On with the introductions… *Fanfare*

Chloe: That’s me. Like I said, I’m going to be doing the majority of the posting, unless there’s some sort of zombie apocalypse, and the others get up off their arses to help, which is not very likely… Apparently I’m a smartarse, who needs to stop trying to be clever. I’m also told I lack common sense (Thanks Mum…) Oh, and I’m a ginger, so things couldn’t possibly get any better man.

Tasha: Tasha’s a midget, who is also rather aggressive. She does some bendy shit, and calls it “Being a gymnast”. She’s funny, and likes to be mean to me on a daily basis; but hey, she’s practically a hobbit, so it’s not like she’s scary. She thinks every guy that looks at her is a paedophile, so just stay away from her; it’s probably for the best. OH, AND BEWARE, SHE BITES.

Tash: The other Natasha in our congregation (Get me, big words. YES MATE). She’s a tom boy, and I swear she never has a day without sport. She plays footie, and supports lame ass Blackpool fc, so we constantly take the rip out of her. I also swear she’s like the king of guitar or some shit; she has about seven of them. She also has shoes that look like boats, so she’s cool.

Grace: WARNING, MAY BREAK INTO SONG AT ANY SECOND. Not like I’m complaining, she’s fab. She plays the piano, and decides to randomly start listing off notes in the middle of conversations. She is actually able to eat anything, and not get fat, IM SERIOUS BRO.  If she ever met Ed Sheeran, she would die happy. She talks about him 24/7, I’m serious guys. I swear, I even know what his guitars are called, it’s THAT bad…

Chloe S: YES, WE ALSO HAVE ANOTHER CHLOE. CHLOE IS THE NAME OF GODS, OK BRO? Anyway, this Chloe is an emu. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES IS SHE A GOTH OR AN EMO. So we settled on the term “emu”. “That’s what she said” is one of her favourite sayings, but I don’t think she’s yet realised its only males that can really say that. She’s the blondest of the blondes, even after dying her hair brown (Artificial intelligence?). Oh, and she also tends to walk into everything, and fall over a lot. I wouldn’t be lying if I said she most likely has a bed reserved for her in the hospital.

Hannah: Hannah is also of the small sort, just not as hobbit like as Tasha. She bashes out on Mine Craft, and doesn’t believe me when I say it’s a game for nerds. She has some freaky obsession with Zac Efron, no matter how many times I whack her over the head. She was buzzing the other day, because her mum finally allowed her to have her own house key.

 I swear I’m the only partially sane one in the group…

So we’re hopefully going to post some full conversations on here, but the next chapter I do will just be a couple of snippets. We also might get round to answering some of your cool ass questions, but that’s only if you ask some bro…

SO COMMENT A QUESTION YOU WANT US TO ANSWER?

Love and other mushy shit,

UsOurselvesAndWe

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