AoT Oneshots and Lemons

Hanji x Reader Oneshot

Just an fyi I'm not sure if her name is spelled Hange or Hanji but for this story I'll use Hanji. Someone please comment how it's spelled.
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Your Pov

It's 3am and I'm walking down the dark HQ hallway. You may ask yourself, 'why is this person not sleeping?' And the answer to your question is Hanji. She likes to have midnight conversations because she thinks that, that is the time when her her brain is the most active. I agree with her, plus she knows I'm an night owl.

I push open the double doors to her office, also known as her science area. The brunette glanced at me and smiles a wide; toothy grin. "Didn't think you'd show up." I shrug and walk over to her. "I had to think about it, there were more pros than cons."

This makes her laugh and she stands. "Come on (Y/n), let's talk somewhere else." Confusion fills my mind as I list the possible places we could go. "Where?"

"It's a surprise." She grabs my hand and pulls me down the hallway. I stumble over my feet, as I try to keep up with her. Hanji then pulls me outside and over to a beautiful flower garden. "Let's talk here." We sit in a clear patch of grass between the flowers.

"What should be our topic conversation?" She asks while glancing at me. "Hmm. How about Erwin's eyebrows." She lets out a loud laugh and I feel my heart skip a beat. "So what about them?"

You: Do you think they were like that when he was younger, or were they passed down from the other Commanders?"

Hanji: "Me and Levi discussed this once."

You: "What if the formula or missing ingredient to make someone a titan is in his eyebrows?"

Hanji laughs again and stands up. "Come on, let's prank everyone." She pulls me up and leads/pulls me back inside. "First we are going to shave Erwin's eyebrows off, and attempt to draw them back on. Next is replace sugar with salt."

We sneak into Commander Erwin's office and into his bedroom. Slowly, and carefully, we start shaving Erwin's eyebrows. I pull my makeup kit out and start drawing his eyebrows back on. Once we finish we quickly leave.

"Now to torture Levi. Every morning Petra makes him tea with a lot of sugar. Instead of having sugar tomorrow he'll have salt with his tea. He's going to be so mad when he finds out what we did." Hanji said while rubbing her hands together evilly. "Are you sure it's okay to mess with Levi? I mean Erwin won't care to much but Levi would murder us if we do this."

"(Y/n), Levi is short. He has short legs. We are tall with long legs. We can easily outrun him."
"Hanji, we both have horrible stamina. Are we really going to outrun an angry midget?" A laugh escapes her lips as she wraps an arm over my shoulders. "Well, we'll have to find out."

We sneak into the kitchen, and grab the sugar, and salt. Somehow we manage to switch the two, and placed the back without getting caught. "What now?" I ask feeling the opposite of tired. I watch as Hanji contemplates what we should do. "I know!" She shouts making my thoughts scramble everywhere. "Where then?" She shushes me, grabs my hand, and sprints to the forest.

Trees, and bushes pass by in a blur. We come to a stop by a beautiful lake where the moonlight illuminates of the water. "I don't have a swimsuit." I say unsure about her, knowing there's a 50/50 chance a swimsuit is under her clothes.

"I don't either. We're gonna go skinny dipping." I can't help but raise my eyebrow at her. "Skinny dipping?" I ask with a small grin. She nods, and starts undoing her pants. A blush creeps onto my face as I wait here her strip. "Come on, get naked." My blush only darkens as I slowly remove my clothes. First my pants, then my shirt, my bra, and lastly my underwear.

Hanji grabs my hand, and intertwines our fingers. "Ready, let's run in, and dunk ourselves." I nod, and my grip on her hand tightened. "1......2.....3." We both start running into the cold water. It nips at my skin, but it feels good in a weird way. We dunk ourselves​ in the water, and let it engulf us. As we come up she laughs, and pulls me into a hug. "Lets play tag, you're it."

She says before swimming away. A small grin graces my lips as I swim after her. After a bit I grab her leg, and pull her under. Hanji smiles, and pulls me above the water. "I won." My eyebrows furrowed, "no I won, I caught you." I argue back. "Fine, let me give you the prize." Again I am confused, "prize?" Before I can process anything I feel lips on mine. Slowly I kiss back and we make out in the water.

After some time air was needed so we pull away. "Maybe I should win more often." I say with a smirk. Hanji smiles and we swim back to land. "So, does this mean we're dating?" I ask softly. She looks at me and pulls me into a passionate kiss, "does that answer you question?" I nod yes and pull her into another kiss.

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