Hello readers, MaD-squared and co. here! Sorry it took forever, but I had formatting issues… All that good stuff. I’ll be attempting to update every Sunday from now on. Anywho… *smiles and waves* We are back with… *sighs* This.
*Hide’n’seek snickers*
Oh, go fuck yourself, Hide’n’seek! This is friggin’ TORTURE!
*Hide’n’seek sticks his tongue out*
I’m so docking your pay! Coco, send a message to… whoever takes care of that stuff to dock his pay!
*Coco salutes, looks smugly at Hide’n’seek, then walks out*
*Hide’n’seek glares and fumes silently*
So, after that… marvelous display of maturity… Let’s begin, shall we?
Chapter 4: Chapter 4
How dare you mock me?
Well, sir, you’re very easy to mock. *sits up straight and folds hands*
Do you realise that if you do not follow the true path of Christ you will burn in gell! Repent now and you will be saved!
Where is ‘gell’? If you’re not going there, I want to go! *waves over T-bone* Hey, get my long-sword, will you?
*T-bone salutes, then runs out*
Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life and only a few find it. =Matthew 7:13-14
The passage I have just read is from the gospel of Matthew and tells us that most people will burn in hell, but a few true followers will cherish the treasures of heaven.
*Rubs temples* Don’t destroy the monitor… Don't destroy the monitor…
God, this stupid author’s going to kill me…
*T-bone runs back in* Here’s your sword, ma’am!
Thanks, T-bone! Just in time!
*SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH*
I am only doing my job in warning those of the flames of hell that awaits them.
Sure, dear. Whatever you say.
*SLASH* IDIOT!
As for Percy Jackson, is corrupting the minds of young innocent children
*raises eyebrow* I don’t know about you guys, but I read the first book when I was, like… I don’t know, eight? Nine?
And am I corrupted at all?
*subordinates roll their eyes*
…
Bad example.
as the satanic works of Harry Potter,
*falls out of chair* WOAH, WHAT!?
YOU ARE READING
