Hey guys~! MaD-squared here, once again! Before we dive headfirst into the shit storm, special shout-out to W.T., who is making a delightful recovery, and has been placed on the waiting list of possible full-time subordinates. *Waves dismissively towards a piece of paper pinned up behind the desk* On a slightly more serious note, so sorry I haven't updated. Shit's been going down. (I won't bore you with details. It involved a car crash. And a move.) Now I will be updating on a week ANYWHO! Onto the real reason you're here!
Chapter 6: Chapter 6
I know what a troll is.
Is it too early to call bullshit?
I looed it up on Conservapedia
*Bursts into laughter* Oh my God, that's a thing!?
(God bless that holy website),
T-Bone!
*T-Bone runs over and salutes* Yes, ma'am?
Be an absolute dear, and fetch me my... Hm... Let's go with the ninja stars!
*T-Bone salutes and runs off*
which is fare more reliable than the liberal Wikipedia.
Ahahahahaha- No. Wrong.
*T-Bone runs back in and hands MaD-squared ninja stars*
Lovely! *CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK* BIASED ASSHOLE!
A troll is a creature, not someone that has two identity.
*Snorts and pulls lever*
BelieverInChrist is a time-traveler: 7
If you are going by me having two names, BelieverInChrist (God bless that holy website)
I sense déjà-vu!
and Thomas Finn Brown,
*Subordinates and MaD-squared burst into hysteric laughter*
Oh my God! Your middle name is Finn? On behalf of all Finns in the world, I despise you. More over, why in the living fuck did you post your full name online?! Do you want angry fans to destroy you!? *CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK* MORON!
than yes, I am a troll.
Oh, really? Are you?
But I see no proof that a troll is what you say it is, and I believe Conservapedia more.
I wouldn't just trust that one website; I'd actually DO MORE FUCKING RESEARCH! *CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK* IDIOT!
And I am a true Christian.
Don't make me start a 'Bullshit' lever.
I am mot mocking it.
...Oh, fuck it. JAWS!
*Jaws runs up and salutes* Ma'am.
Get me another lever!
*Jaws runs and gets a lever, handing it to MaD-squared, who writes 'Bullshit!' on it, and pulls it*
Bullshit!: 1
*Gestures* Proceed, dearest Tom.
I am being brutally honest.
YOU ARE READING
