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by i_love_5sos_

by i_love_5sos_

This weekend I went to a party and people were really drunk....since I'm not allowed to drink it got me thinking what if I get Luke drunk and get him to propose to me....

Okay so this is what you need to do to make this dream come true.

You need all of the members of 5 seconds of summer (Calum, Ashton, Michael, and of course Luke) in the club and possibly drunk.

If you work in the club it would be better that way you can give them drinks because they are not allowed to drink since none of them are 21( at least in the U.S. idk were you are from and you also have to be a certain age to go to the club....)

You have to work for only half of the plan..

The first thing is:

You have to look cute girl you....You can't look like you just woke up but don't look like you're going to your job at the strip club! And do even get me started with the makeup....DO NOT DO YOUR MAKEUP WITH CAKE!!!

Part 2:

Get everyone drinks. Be friendly but not too friendly because then all of the guys will think your weird and you won't be able to do the next part of the plan.

Part 3:

After everyone is feeling tipsy then you are now on your free time (if you work there) get the rest of the guys to leave you an Luke alone. Be yourself with him ...by this I mean dance with him (if you guys want to make it nasty I guess that's cool but then go to church the next day and shower yourself with HOLY WATER).Make him laugh technically flirt with him...

Part 3:

Tell him that you're going to take him home because he's too drunk to drive home...Take him to were ever he is staying. Put him in his bed...if anything else happens TELL HIM THAT I SAID TO DONT BE SILLY AND TO COVER HIS WILLY .....

Part 4:

After that "magical night" he'll probably want you for the rest of his life and will propose to you in that week.

LET ME MAKE THIS CLEAR WHEN YOU GUYS GET MARRY YOU BETTER INVITE ME TO THE DANM WEDDING OR I WILL GO AND CUT A B!t<h! I DON'T CARE WERE IT IS I WILL GO TO FREAKING JAPAN IF I HAVE TO. OH AND IF YOU WANT TO BE A DOLL SIT ME WITH THE REST OF THE GUYS.IN THE WEDDING THAT WOULD BE NICE....DONT WORRY I WOULD SAY THAT YOUR MY BEST FRIEND AND THAT WE KNOW EACH OTHER FOR YEARS.....

(okay you guys that was the update for this week ......I'm soooooo sorry I haven't updated in a while but I had finals and I barely passed my math one so ya and I got really lazy... and I also did it because my Lover told me to so guys should thank her....)

(oh ya I almost forgot do you guys like this ummmm options? Are they making you laugh? The whole point of this thing is to make you guys laugh... I'm kinda struggling with the rest of my ideas so that's why I'm taking longer to update too....if you guys can help me with this that would be nice and don't worry I would give you created.....okay I think thats all.....so idk when the next update will be but hopefully it won't take as long as it did with this one....bye...)