Go to one of his concerts enjoy it. Then after the concert kidnap him take him to your house. This works best if you live alone but if not your closet will also work. Treat him right for example put a tv in the closet or wherever you have him make him good food....never mind make him DELICIOUS FOOD (if you don't know how to cook then buy him some good ass food)
Make him laugh so it won't get awkward.Take him outside of course make sure that he won't run away. Keep him update on things like on his band or even politics. After a month with you give him two options to either to love you or that he's going to have to stay with you another 3 months. We already know what he's going to pick. And 3 years later you're going to be telling this story to you children or make another one more romantic and less psycho because then this is what's going to happen
Your kid:
"mom how did you and daddy meet?"
You:
"Oh well you know I when to one of his concerts then after the concert I kidnapped him and had him in my basement for about two months until he fell in love with me...you know the usual."
What your kid thinks:
"Maybe if I do the same thing with Billy he will be mine forever....hahaha"
And I think with one psycho in the world we're okay with....
( So did you guys like it I promise I'll make them better)
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