Some things that happen to me, which are normal for me, but you think are weird. Weird biology stories, random vacation stuff, talks that became the most random thing ever or how I came here. Ready to be weirded out?
These are all true things that...
I went to movie park and decided to make a little report. Diary? I dunno. You'll see.
7:35 am We just left school with this giant bus. I'm up for a little over an hour now. Life is great. Not really. I didn't sleep much. The person in front of me just tilted their chair back. Could you not do that nice person? Fuck off. Don't. But at the same time get off my knees with your fucking chair.
7:44 am I'm sad. I didn't bring my headphones and I'm sad. I just want to listen to some twenty-one piolets or Dragon Soup For The Soul. That's D&D podcast and it's good. But yeah, I'm just gonna suffer through my own personal hell for an hour or two.
8:00 am I'm bored. I don't know what to do or who to talk to. I just had a piece of fudge with like some white stuff on it. The white stuff was sorta fruity and it tasted so weird. The white stuff ruined the fudge. Some guy went to the back to hug some other person, and the teacher was like don't do that and he was like okay.
8:44 am We're officially in Germany, which means we're getting close. I talked to a person I've known for like 2 years now, and we had a nice lil' chat. Think I'm gonna spend the day with him and a couple of other people, just so I'm not lonely and with people I like at least.
10:10 am Omg
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8 year old me is so proud. I can feel it. For people who don't know, SpongeBob was a big part of my childhood, as it was for many. I hugged him as well. I'm so happy.
12:42 pm It's later now, and I was in an attraction with a 3d thing with dinosaurs. It was fun, until they stopped it because someone was filming. A couple of people, including me, had to leave, which sucks. I'll try to get into it again later, but for now it's time to overcome a fear of mine: looping Roller-coasters. Well, I've never been in one, so yeah. Also I've been alone for most of the day, which is surprisingly nice.
3:08 pm I'm in line for this new attraction. But it's so slow. They keep repeating that something went wrong and that they're trying to fix it. I've been in the same spot for the last like 10 minutes. Also, this lady was angry at me a few minutes ago. Don't know why, because she said it to me in German, and I'm bad at German, so I was like what did I do wrong? They left, so that's good.
3:18 pm Still in line for that thing. I'm determined to go in this ride. Some people just walked by they better fix it. I've been in line for at least half an hour, 20 minutes of that I the same exact spot. I fucking hate this. It better be worth it.
3:58 pm I gave up on the roller-coaster, went in a free falk thing instead. The dude that supervised that had SO MUCH ENERGY. Then I went back to the bus and I just sat down. I just realised how tired I am, so Imma take a nap for like two hours.
4:13 pm I CAN'T TAKE MY FUCKING NAP BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE LOUDLY SINGING ALONG TO I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU I'M TRIGGERED PLEASE KILL ME!!! I'M SO FUCKING TIRED!!!
4:16 pm I hate my life. I have no wifi, I'm hungry, I'm tired, I'm annoyed, I wanna continue my role play on Tumblr and I just want to lie in my bed on my phone. But I have to wait at LEAST two hours for that, if not more, because traffic is a FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!
4:33 pm Remember the guy I said I talked to this morning? He's sleeping I think. I'm so jealous. The people in front of me woke him up. Now I'm sad for him. I'm so fucking tired. I just want to sleep. Kill me.
6:14 pm We stopped. There was an accident I think? Yup, that was an accident. A motorcyclist got between two cars or something. It's getting busy in the front here. Oh. He got up. Looks like they're alright. Back to being stuck in traffic. People are trying to get the attention of a truck driver. They're succeeding. Waving at him. He waved back. This is amazing. Traffic's getting better, which means we're home sooner.
6:23 pm People keep asking for a smoking break. The song How to save a life is playing, and I can relate to ONE line in the chorus. That's Where did I go wrong? I remember. When we got to pick what we wanted to do two fucking years ago. Actually never mind. This was overal a good day.
6:32 pm We just drove by my home town. Well, the outside of it. There's a carpool place when you get off the highway, and I could easily walk home from there. I JUST SAW MY HOUSE!!! But I have to cycle back from school instead. Kill me.
