BTS and Seventeen Jokes & Scenarios

Girl version

Jungkook and Mingyu are planning on something. They will trick the others

Jungkook: hey Ming! You'll be the girl
Mingyu: why me??.. I don't know how to act like a girl and I'm more manly
Jungkook: why me?? I'm more manly
Mingyu: but you look like a girl.. In some ways..
Jungkook: yeah! But!!--
Mingyu: no more butTtttssXzx
Jungkook: Butt??
Mingyu: yeah.. Anyway you'll be my girlfriend (smirks)
Jungkook: arg I'll do it then
Mingyu: that's my girl
Jungkook: I'm not a girl bhaybi!!😑😑
Mingyu: oh my.. I'm just practicing.. And bhaybi?!!
Jungkook: like duh.. I'm also practicing
Mingyu: okay.. Go dress up!!
Jungkook: okay.. But it will take me hours to fix
Mingyu: that's okay babe

--->after how many years<---

Mingyu: arrg.. She's tooOooo slow... It's been years!!

1 new message
Seunggwan: fast up Ming U... We are waiting.. We're excited to see your mysterious gf

Mingyu: yeah yeah yeah!! Just weyt!!!

Seunggwan: FASTER!!! 😠😠😬😬

Mingyu: 😜😜😎😎

Jungkook: I'm done!

Mingyu: (shocked- inlove expression) wow! You look beautiful babe!
Jungkook: shut it!!
Mingyu: I'm practicing!!

1 new message

S. Coups: yo! Ming yow! Fast up! Heat your adrenaline and faster!!
Mingyu: yeah yeah yeah

MG: Let's go
JK: eomma Jin texted me that BTS and Seventeen are waiting for us
MG: let's go!!!!

After how many minutes

MG: babe! Cover up your face
JK: why??.. I look like a girl anyway
MG: oh yeah! I didn't think of that
MG: wait! Your muscles are appearing
JK: okay I'll cover up
MG: that's my girl
JK: 😉😉
MG: okay let's go!
JK: #excitedmuch

Mingyu opens the door and all the eyes of the people are in there arms

Wonwoo: 😨😨😢😢😩😭😭😭😭
Jeonghan: it's okay wonwoo
S.C: look what you did Mingyu!
V: I'm broken!! Can you hear me!! I'm blinded to everything I see!! (Singing!... Teasing Wonwoo)
Suga: shut up alien!!
Woozi: cry baby baby!! Cry baby baby!! (Sings)
Suga: that's my kid!!
V:😑😑😒😒
Suga: whut!!

RM: who's that girl??
MG: Tyuzu..? (Guess)
JK: damn it! Why her?!(whispers)
Jin: where's Jungkook??
MG: don't know maybe he went to the park or something (sweating)
Jun: can we see her??
MG: of course not!
Vernon: why not?!!
MG: because I know that all of you will fall in love with her!!
Joshua: why would we??.. She's your girlfriend anyways
MG: arrg.. But----

Seunggwan pulled the cloth that Jungkook used

Seunggwan: aha!!!!

Jungkook: haluu!!! Surprised?!!!!!

All: Jungkook😨😨😂😂

Jungkook: yup! Did I get your attention??.. Or maybe you have fallen from my beauty??

Jhope: you're so sexy by the way
DK: I agree to him
Suga: son! Cover your eyes!! Cover them.. Cover them!!
Woozi: why??..
Suga: just cover them because.. I don't want you to be one like him
Woozi: I didn't see anything
Suga: Cover them you dumb bratt
Jeonghan: you're stealing my position!
Jin: OUR position
Seunggwan: why is that you're more beautiful than me??
JK: like duh!!~.. I really am more sexy, more beautiful, more---(seunggwan covered JK's mouth)
Seunggwan: shut it!!
Wonwoo: this is the person you exchange me for??
MG: anniyo~
Wonwoo: why??
MG: we're just friends.. Nothing more.. And that was just to trick all of you
Wonwoo: walkout

Remaining: that's a great trick... And Jungkook you look beautiful

JK: thanks
SC: I think you and Mingyu are a great couple
MG: what??
RM: the two of you are a great couple
SC: let the 2 of them get married today
RM: yeah! Let them get married as-in now!!
SC: Joshua will be the priest!!
Joshua: why me??
SC: because your a priest
Seunggwan: I'll be the bride's maid
JK: no!
MG: nooiooOooi
SC&RM: wedding day!!!