(OLD VERSION) One Big Unplanned Mistake (Sanscest)

Chapter 4: Fate really is the mom friend

Sans look at Fate confusingly as she put three bottles filled with liquid in a small bag that she wanted him to bring."Uhhmm Fate what are this?" Sans said looking down at the bag Fate had handed him after she put the bottles in them.

"In these bottles are medicine infused with my magic, they are basically substitute for the magic donate thing, you will have to drink all of them in a week for your magic and body to feel less pain and might actually lessen your dizziness so you wouldn't throw up everything you eat" Fate said.

Sans look at her in disbelief as he was shock of what Fate had made for him "Wow....... I-i couldn't thank you e-enough for this" Sans said stuttering. 

"Shh, It's fine Sans anyways you aren't allowed to teleport anymore since it might strain your magic and the souls, you are also aren't allowed to eat any of the food in these list" Fate said in a motherly voice as she gave him a pice of paper.

"Geez Fate are you sure your just my friend cause you act more like a mother than that" Sans said jokingly as he look down at the list.

Fate sighed as she look at Sans ignoring what the other had said "Sans...... this is only for one week since you needed magic to be donated to you every week you might want to get some help from Razz or Lust since both of them just live right next to you -" Fate said,Sans look at her as he was about to protest

"Sans I know who's the father...... I know it's them.... And i also know you want to keep it a secret from them.... But please if you don't want to tell them at least tell your friends after all we all care for you..." Fate said not letting Sans even protest.

Sans look at her shock 'How the hell does Fate know?" He thought wide-eyed looking at Fate.

"If your asking how I know well........ That's a secret I will keep..... For now take care of yourself" Fate said like she was reading Sans mind as the other nodded.

"Anyways are you ready to get in the car? Have you pack everything?" Fate asked Sans as he nodded in confirmation.

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Sans gulped as he shakingly opened the door of his house that he shared with Blue and Red. Fate was behind him patiently waiting for her friend to open the door as she was holding Sans luggage since she had insist him that he shouldn't hold heavy things even though he had only been pregnant for 2 weeks (Yes 2 weeks)

Once the door had fully open Sans was quickly jump at by Blue hugging him, making his eyesockets widen in surprised by the sudden touch of someone, most likely the souls in his stomach making erratic movement in his womb.

"OH MY STARS SANS WE'RE GLAD YOUR HOME!!!!" Blue yelled cheerfully looking at him.

Sans look at him confuse by what the other said "We?"

Blueberry nodded in confirmation "Yeah me and Red were worried sick about you" Blue said making Sans feel like there's  butterflies in his stomach or rather just the souls shifting in his womb while his heart started beating fast. 

Sans quickly let go of the other denying what he had just felt a second ago "Uhhmm....... So how was work?" Sans said changing the subject which fortunately Blue din't mind.

"Well the same as always the humans won't stop pinching my cheecks and the tour went great as usual" Blue said smiling. After reaching the surface he had started a job of being a tour guide for humans who went to visit their city full of monsters since Alpha (US Alphys) said he had a friendly character that the humans would appreciate.

"Well good for you, speaking of jobs I have been absent from work for two weeks I should probably start working tomorrow and catch up with our projects and cases" Sans said remembering his job as a scientist and being the judge.

He had a tight schedule of days when he will be a scientists or a judge, after reaching the surface he started working as a scientist again with Alphys (also with humans if they decided to make a partnership with him) and remained a judge, Sans would have stick with just one job but Alphys had been having trouble working with humans by herself and even though when they left the underground there had been other judges on cases cause by either humans and monsters.

He was still THE Judge he had worked with the most gruesome and toughest cases making sure everything was given justice. And all of this work was giving him a headache the only time he had breaks were Saturdays and Sundays.

Fate cough behind him catching Sans and Blue's attention "Sans you should be easy with the work after all your........._You'd just recovered from your 'illness'" Fate said sternly almost spilling the beans.

Fate: (almost spilled the beans in her hands) whoops

"Don't worry Fate I will make sure he wouldn't work himself too much" Blue said assuring Fate that he would take good care of Sans while Fate smiled back "So.......are we allowed to go in now?" she said.

"Ah whoops.....sorry..... come in" Blue said rubbing the back of his neck.

Chapter done so for today's chapter I want to end it by sharing stupid thoughts I had in my head.

1. How do skeletons get drunk, be alive and break the core meaning of logic yet still had a love for science? No seriously think about it......... 

2. People say "you motherfucker" to someone when their angry at that person or just to insult them but... The word motherfucker means someone who had fuck a mother so... Does that mean our dads are motherfuckers? Since they were the one who fuck our moms so we could exist in this world....

3. Now come to think of it the moral of every Sanscest book is 'When someone says "Go fuck yourself " to you, you should do just that as in go to another universe find yourself and fuck them' simple.