THIS STORY HAS A NEW REWRITEN VERSION| YOU CAN READ THIS BUT IT'S INCOMPLETE AND IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM THE NEW ONE
After a night of getting drunk Sans found himself stuck in one big unplanned mistake. Turning his life upside down.
This books...
(#1: CYB3RN0VA dares:) "I dare Sans and Blue to bake me a cake (any kind will do)"
Blue: Sure human what ever you want, though I still have to find Sans
Blue: *is trying to find Sans around the studio*
Blue: *sees Fate* Oh hey Fate!!! Have you seen Sans around?
Fate: Uhmmm....... No actually I haven't seen him since this morning
Blue: Oh well, just call me if you see him, okay?
Fate: Okay
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Blue:*have been trying to find Sans for a whole hour*
Blue: Where is that lazybones? Okay think Blue think
???: Hey Blue!!
Blue: *looks around* *no one was around* Huh I swear, I heard something
???: Blue!!!!
Blue: *looks up* *sees ???* What in the world?
Sans: *hanging upside down above the floor* *wires tangled around him keeping him up*
Sans: Hey Blue as you can see Im in a tied up situation right now
Blue: UHHH SANS NO PUNS
Sans: Oh come on don't get your bones in a twist
Blue: SANS I SWEAR TO ASGO-
Sans: That I will be royally screwed?
Blue: THATS IT IM GOING TO LEAVE *already walking out*
Sans: Oh come on, Blue don't leave me hanging
Blue: *screams in annoyance quickly getting away from Sans*
Sans: Wait....... BLUE SERIOUSLY HELP ME
Blue: *already gone*
Sans: ....
Sans: Fuck
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Blue: Okay now that you are finally not hanging upside down let's make the cake!!!
Sans: Sure, so what flavor does the kiddo want, again?
Blue: Well the human said that any kind would do so.......
Sans: ???
Blue: How about chocolate?
Sans:.... What if they're allergic to chocolate? What if they hate it?
Blue: Nonsense nobody can be allergic to chocolate!!!
(Actually some people are allergic to chocolate but I don't want to tell him the truth since he is being a cute little cinnamon right now *whispers* yet seductive and dominant in bed *whispers*)
Blue: Plus who can possibly hate chocolate?
A fucktard: I FUCKING HATE CHOCOLATE
Blue: LANGU-
*A wall blow up into smithereens* *??? Come through from the whole on the wall*
???: Who is the fucker who said that?
Sans: What th-
Blue: Cross!Chara it is not nice to blow everything up and language also he said it *pointing to said fucker*
Cross!Chara: Welp, it looks like I know what I am burning today
Fucktard: *sweats nervously* Wha-what?
Cross!Chara: YOU'RE BODY *holds a big ass knife*
*Cross!Chara started chasing after the fucktard around the whole building*
Fate: What is Cross!Chara doing here aren't they supposed to be at the Underverse studio?
Sans: *shrugs* Someone said they hate chocolate
Fate:...
Fate: That's reasonable
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*Sans and Blue had finally finish making the cake*
*You saw a chocolate cake on a table*
Blue: Here it is human pls taste it and tell us what you think
Sans: So.... Kiddo do you like it?
*You ate the cake* (comment your reaction and what you think of the cake)
(#2: CYB3RN0VA asks:) "Fate do you have a crush on someone?"
Fate: *was drinking a cup of coffee and reading her script* *sees ask*
Fate:...
Fate: *spits coffee all over her script*
Fate: shit
Fate: *reads ask again* *blushes madly*
Fate: seriously what is with people and my private life?
Author: Come on sweetie just tell them
Fate: Mom please don't encourage them
Author: Come on just tell them
Fate: *sighs* fine I do have a crush
Sans: Wait Fate has a crush? Who?
Fate: They dint ask who, so I wouldn't need to answer it.
Author: She has a crush on A-
Fate: *quickly covers Author's mouth*
Gaster: *sees commotion* Ummmm.... Why is Fate covering Yannie's mouth?
Sans: Author was about to say who Fate has a crush on
Gaster: Oh really, that's all? Anyways if Nova wants to know, Fate has a crush on A-
Fate: *let's go of Author's mouth* *smacks Gaster with a frying pan*
Everyone:...
Red: Where the fuck did she get a frying pan?
"..."
Author: Welp thats all for now
Keep giving Ask and Dares for these will stay until the end of the book
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