(#3: RaphandLeo01 dares:) "I dare Red, Blue and Sans to read a book named the Assassins Blade and to make a blueberry cake with a strawberry on top"
Red: Assassin's Blade? Huh.... Well.......
Blue: Um.... Sorry human but right now we couldn't really read anything else than our scripts since the Author is panicking over their in the corner about the deadline.
Sans: Yeah...... Sorry kid but... The Author is rushing all of our schedules since the 'deadline' is almost near... But we can still make you the cake.
Red: Yeah we can but did you fucking forgot that we ran out of ingredients?
Blue: LANGUAGE though Red was right we don't have any proper ingredients......so I guess we should go buy some from the store.
Sans: *groans lazily* Uhh.... Fine
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(At the store)
Sans: Red what are you holding?
Red: The flower *holding an actual flower* it was written on the list like what the fuck does a god damn flower had to do with baking
Sans: Red you dumbass, the list says flour not flower *holding the list* this is what flour looks like *holding the flour*
Red: How the hell was I suppose to know smartass
"..."
Sans: Wait you agree with me that you are a dumbass and that I'm smarter then you
Red:...
Sans: Aha!!! I am smarter than you
Red: Shut the fuck up
Sans: You are not denying it
Red: I am not an idiot you asshole and also I wasn't the one who accidentally teleport with the cords in my hand to get stuck upside down from the ceiling for hours.
Sans:...
Sans: Go fuck yourself
Red: I already did *smirks*
Sans:...
Sans: This conversation is fucking over
Blue: Can both of you stop flirting and help me out here
Sans: WE WERE NOT FLIRTING
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(After making the cake)
Sans: *slumps down the floor* Finally
Blue: Sans you lazy bones, get up, we still have to give this to the humans
Sans: Sorry but Sans is currently sleeping right now please come again later
"..."
Blue: Red can you pls lift Sans up
Red: *shrugs* sure *lifts Sans up with magic*
Sans: *still napping*
Blue: Seriously, he is currently being lifted in the air and he still won't wake up
Red: So.....
Red: Do you want me to slam him directly to a wall?
Blue:....
Blue: I am tempted to do so....
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*You receive the cake*
*Taste it?*
₪Y N
Y ₪N
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*You taste the cake* (comment your reaction)
(#4: pink_dragon_youtube dares:) "I dare everyone to react to undertale echo animation"
Sans: Ok so...... Is everyone here?
Everyone: *sitting around a large screen*
Stretch: No actually, Yannie isn't here, she is actually sitting on the corner crying, something about medicine? And it tasting like shit? Yeah something like that But except Yannie everyone is here.
Sans:... Ok lets start this *plays video*
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(After watching)
Everyone:...
Sans: Dad why the fuck do you have to be so mean?
Gaster: I don't know what you're talking about *grins evilly*
Everyone:... *moves away from Gaster*
Sans: *on the phone calling 911* Hello 911? Yah my dad is being a psychopath
Gaster: I was just joking Sans *still seeming to be suspicious*
Sans: *still on the phone* Yeah a mental hospital would be great
And done
Also this is the new cover again I redrew it on my tablet this time

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