"Mum, can I get a puppy for Christmas?"
"No honey, you will be getting a turkey, just like every other Christmas!"
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RandomDon't worry, I'll make sure this book will be punny. ~=~=~=~=~=~~=~=~=~=~ FINISHED ON June 6th, 2017 I do not own any of these puns! I have either found them on the internet, made them up myself, or got them from a friend.
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"Mum, can I get a puppy for Christmas?"
"No honey, you will be getting a turkey, just like every other Christmas!"
