SELFIE | p.jm

58 || dad

chimshoe02
- HELLO?

chimshoe02
- I SPAMMED FOR 5 HOURS

chimshoe02
- R U FUCKING KIDDING ME

jimsins
r u mentally stable -

chimshoe02
- WHAT NO

chimshoe02
- SEXY LOVELY SUNSHINE

chimshoe02
- IM FUCKING COMBUSTING

chimshoe02
- I CANT

jimsins
I CANT EITHER -

jimsins
ITS ALL UR FAULT -

chimshoe02
- I TAKE ALL THE BLAME

chimshoe02
- FOR EVERY SIN IVE COMMITTED

chimshoe02
- MY GOAL HAS BEEN ACHIEVED

jimsins
What????? No it hasnt -

chimshoe02
- remember our deal???

chimshoe02
- IF YOU DONT LOVE ME BACK ILL LEAVE

chimshoe02
- BUT YOU DO SO

chimshoe02
- I AINT GOIN NOWHERE

jimsins
I dont love u what -

jimsins
I said I like you *** -

jimsins
There is a difference -

chimshoe02
- hm

chimshoe02
- let me dream for a minute

jimsins
but u still aint goin nowhere -

chimshoe02
- JIMIN

chimshoe02
- ILY

chimshoe02
- UK???

jimsins
Yes im aware -

jimsins
So i made my brother cover me up-

jimsins
but do uk what the problem is-

jimsins
He wants things from me -

jimsins
He is bribing his own brother -

chimshoe02
- give him what he wants :')

jimsins
No i wont -

jimsins
He wants a kiss from you -

jimsins
He also wants condoms???? -

jimsins
Like wtf he is 15 -

chimshoe02
- ohhh my gosh

chimshoe02
- condoms

chimshoe02
- protect him

chimshoe02
- u dont wanna be an uncle

chimshoe02
- you wanna be a dad doe? :')

jimsins
What??? -

chimshoe02
- :')

jimsins
Y/N STOB -

jimsins
Im not carrying ur children -

jimsins
I mean-

jimsins
UR NOT CARRYIN MY CHILDREN***-

chimshoe02
- i just hollered

chimshoe02
- but um

chimshoe02
- im just kidding

chimshoe02
- unless u rlly want to doe :')

chimshoe02
- ill be on teen moms

jimsins
Its not funny -

chimshoe02
- by the way we goin with that unprotected sex...

chimshoe02
- its all going there :')

jimsins
We just have to be careful -

jimsins
Also fucking u bare is so much better -

chimshoe02
- ya ya

chimshoe02
- lets continue being stupid :)))

chimshoe02
- okay i love you

jimsins
Stop sayin dat -

chimshoe02
- okay I will tell grandma to cook that gud food

jimsins
Oh amazing -

jimsins
ill be comin in a few -

chimshoe02
- OKAY

chimshoe02
- CANT WAIT TO HAVE MY SECOND SLEEPOVER WITH YOU

chimshoe02
- DADDY

jimsins
Same same -