If your friend ever trip over a branch or something ...whelp ..your friend's f*ck.
If your friend told you to run and leave him/her..JUST DO IT!!! Listen to your friend!
Because...there's always a sacrifice in a horror movie . So if your friend ever tell you to leave him/her..then leave your friend .
Don't act like..
Random guy: No! I won't leave you you're my friend.
Random girl: No! You have to go! The killers coming!
(Or you can just stand up and the two of you could've run away and not keep talking to each other until the killer's close)
Random guy: No! I'll never leave you !
Reality:
Friend trips and the killer's coming closer .
Random guy: leave without me!
Random girl: .....Okay!
Random girl runs away leaving her friend .
Random Guy: You SH*TTY FACK! I wasn't expecting you to leave me!!!
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How To Survive a Horror Movie
HumorWant to survive a horror movie without getting killed like one of those dumb characters in a horror movie? Well read this book and this book will show you how to survive a horror movie and don't end up dying like those dumb characters in a horror mo...
