Principal Jackass

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Arnold's POV:

The first bell rings and I get up from the floor. I run to class as the cloud of students disperses into the school. Gerald runs up to me and asks me what happened with Helga. "I called her out on all the crap she's been giving me."

 "Wow... I know I've been saying this since forever but you're one hell of a bold kid."

 "Yeah, I know." 

"I mean just, wow. I'm impressed dude, she's been giving you crap since what, like Preschool?" 

"Yep, I decided last night I wasn't gonna put up with it anymore so I just came to her this morning and told her how I felt about her bs. The second bell is gonna ring soon so we probably should hurry up." We jog to our classes and split ways. 

I get to class and as soon as I sit down my teacher tells me to go to the Principal's office. And the rest of my class goes up in a collective "ohhhhhhhhhh" as one does when a nice kid gets sent to Principal's. 

I make my way to Principal Jackass' office. His real name isn't really Jackass, it's Kevin Louis Williams. But pretty much every single kid just calls him Principal Jackass or just Jackass cause he's just such an honest-to-god-I-will-retire-asap-cause-I-hate-kids jackass, ya know? So I go in to his office and open the door to see Helga sitting there. I should've expected Eugene to go whine to Jackass like he always does. 

Helga's POV: 

Oh my sweethearted, kind, caring, generous, patient Arnold. What have I done?! I've hurt you so much that you felt the need to do the same to me. I must have really gotten to you then. I'm sorry, so sorry and I wish I could just get over myself and tell you how I really, truly feel. I sigh in disgust and roll my eyes when I see that wonderful boy enter the room. Ohh how he must hate me, first I hardcore bully him for most of his life, then I get him in trouble! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Wow Helga G., you've really out done yourself. You've officially won the award for stupidest girl to have a crush ever. 

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