The Slip

3.7K 70 24
                                    

Helga's POV:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh he's sitting next to me! My love, my life, my everything!!!!!! Ohhhh how he hates me, and I him, sometimes......But how I feel, about Arnold, about people, must not be revealed, ever. Or else, someone might care about me. Well, better to just get this over with and get out of here before I faint from being so close to him. "Okay whatta want to lecture me about this time Kevin."

"I first want to start by saying that you cannot call me that Helga. And I-"

"Yea, yea whatever Mr. Big Shot. Now cut to the chase so I can get this over with and leave this dump of an office."  Ugh Arnold's glaring at me.

"I would like to hear what you have to say Principal Williams."

"Thank you Arnold. Now, as I was saying, you two have gotten into a fight that involved physical contact."

"Yea no kidding bucko."

"And you both know that that's against school rules. So I'm giving you both detention."

"WHAT! WITH HER!!!!"

"Yep. WITH ME."

"I-I JUST CAN'T BELIVE THIS."

"Welp, ya better believe 'cause it's your life."

"And Ms. Pataki, you can't ditch again or I'll have to suspend  you."

*Gasp* " Woah, woah, woah Mr.. No need to get your junk in a pinch. Is it really necessary to suspend me for skipping a couple of detentions."

" Yes, it is. You've skipped over a hundred detentions in your time at this school." Arnold stares at me, astonished, with his jaw dropping to the floor.

"Uhhhhhh no need to share personal info with another student." I shift around a little in the chair that's too big for me.

"Anyway your detentions are at 1:00 pm on Saturday. Here are your slips." He passes us some stupid-ass looking, pink paper with the time and date and all that crap on it. Ohhhhh I just can't wait to be stuck in a room with someone who despises me. And who will probably be just glaring at me the whole time we're in there.

"Any problems Helga?" Oh I must be looking pretty ticked off right about now. Well, better leave before Arnold confronts me again. " No problems here Kevin. Just your pissy attitude and asshole-ish looking face." I get up and leave the room with two shocked boys behind. I do a salty sashay and over exaggerate my lack of hips by swinging them back and forth.



Detention: An Arnold x Helga Story (Hey Arnold!)Where stories live. Discover now