Transformers Spoofs

Excessive Gasps and Murmurs...

This particular one takes place long after the war and everyone is friends. Not realistic, I know. But I think it's funny. Could just be that my brain is dead though...
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Optimus: Ratchet and I would like to thank each of you for coming out, and volunteering for our Cybertron watch program.

Ratchet: that's right. We want to keep out streets clean and bots safe. And thanks to you all we can do just that.

Optimus: and we just got the new shipment of street signs, so let's hang them up and make it official.

*murmurs of agreement*

Ratchet: yeah, Smokescreen picked them up today. Right? *looks at Smokey*

Smokescreen: yeah, I just picked them up, I haven't even opened the box yet, so...

*murmurs of excitement*

Smokescreen: okay! *pulls out sign and shows it off* Ta-da!

Sign: *looks like Smokey's face instead of normal sign*

*gasps of shock*

Smokescreen: *glances at sign* *double takes* um....

Starscream: are we gonna talk about this? Or...

Knockout: why does that picture look just like Smokescreen?

Optimus: uh..you're not a suspicious character, are you Smokescreen?

Smokescreen: what?

Arcee: Is this true?

Smokescreen: what? No! Just because I look like the picture doesn't make me a criminal!

Optimus: but being a criminal, does make you look like that picture...

Smokescreen: still, no!

Optimus: wait a second, I let him borrow my forge, and he never gave it back!

*gasps*

Smokescreen: okay, you never gave it to me...

Optimus: so he stole my forge, and never gave it back!

*louder gasps*

Smokescreen: what?!

Megatron: you know the other day, Smokescreen was handing out energon sweets to children!

*more gasping*

Smokescreen: uh, so we're you, it was Halloween...

Megatron: um, I was handing out dark energon.

Smokescreen: and that's not worse?!

Arcee: you know, I've never trusted those door wings...

Smokescreen: Arcee...

Ratchet: and you know, come to think of it, smokescreen does sound suspiciously like smokescream! (Lol my brain was dead at this point, bare with me) implying that he makes people scream!!!

*even more gasping of loud volume and bots standing up in panic*

Smokescreen: okay, alright! Look, if I was a "criminal" why would I change my name so little?!

Starscream: because your a criminal and your lazy! *points accusingly*

*loud murmurs of agreement*

Megatron: wait! He's not even Smokescream!

Smokescreen: thank you...wait! Is that my ID card?!

Megatron: it's much worse! He has another family!

*gasps!!!*

Smokescreen: stop gasping...

Starscream: *gasp!* oh...sorry...

Megatron: uh huh, alright, and here's a picture of them! *shows picture of random bots*

*quiet gasps*

Smokescreen: okay, that's a stock photo, it came with the card...

Megatron: you're stalking them?!

*loud gasps once more*

Smokescreen: I'm not a criminal! I don't even J-walk! (He does speed but we're gonna let that slide....

Arcee: I guess that's true, he only walks in the designated areas. It's actually really annoying...

Smokescreen: uh...oh! Optimus! When you ran for leader of Cybertron who helped you run?

Optimus: I lost...

Smokescreen: but who helped you run?!

Optimus: you...

Smokescreen: and Starscream, when you narrowly beat Optimus for leader of Cybertron, who was the deciding vote?!

Starscream: ..you...

Optimus: *looks up in surprise* HEY!

Smokescreen: and Megatron, when you stole Optimus' forge, who covered for you?! *looks at Optimus* that's where it went!

Optimus: *slowly points at Megatron* you...

Ratchet: Smokescreen, I'm sorry we suspected you of being a murderous criminal.

Arcee: I'm sorry I trusted a street sign over knowing you for years.

Ratchet: well, I guess we could put these old signs up... *holds up sign with a faceless suspicious looking bot*

*murmurs of agreement*

Soundwave: Oh come on! *looks like faceless bot on the sign*

*everyone looks at him in surprise before turning away awkwardly*