*Smokescreen, Arcee, bulkhead, Wheeljack, and are walking in a dark forest.*
Smokey: *looks around nervously*
Jackie: what's wrong, rookie?
Smokey: well, I was thinking....what is ghosts were real and-
Bulkhead: you actually believe those stories Miko told you?
Smokey: well why wouldn't I? She said the forest was haunted!
Arcee: *rolls optics* the forest isn't haunted...
Ghost: *appears out of no where*
Everyone except Arcee: *screams*
Arcee: seriously? It's the size of a human, how would that hurt you?
Smokey: ;-; it's scary!
Ghost: *looks at them* O-O' *runs away* *runs into a tree*
Everyone: o.O
Smokey: ....I thought ghosts could go through things...
Jackie: then would that make you a ghost when you wear the phase shifter?
Smokey: what? No! I.....I'm not a ghost.....am I? ....how do you tell if you're a ghost or not?! 0-0 *panics and enters an identity crisis*
Arcee: *face palm* oh primus...
Ghost: *gets back up*
Everyone except Arcee: *screams*
Arcee: Seriously?!
Ghost: *runs towards them*
Car: *comes out of nowhere and hits ghost*
Ghost: *falls over*
Car: *is bumblebee*
Smokey: GO BEE!
Bee: *transforms and walks over to them*
Smokey: you saved us!
Bee: from what?
Jackie: the ghost that smokescreen's scared of.
Arcee: you screamed just as much as bulkhead and smokescreen did.
Jackie: did not!
Smokey: did too!
Jackie: DID NOT!
Smokey: DID TOO!
Ghost: *gets up*
Everyone except Arcee and Bee: *screams*
Bee: oh for the love of- It's just a ghost!
Arcee: thank you!
Smokey: you haven't seen it like we did! It glows in the dark!
Bee: your optics glow in the dark too, ya know.
Smokey: *gasps* it's true! I am a ghost! ;-; *sobs*
Arcee: oh for primus' sake....
Ghost: *walks over*
Smokey: I'm gonna punch it.
Bulkhead: if it's a ghost wouldn't your fist go right through it?
Smokey: ....it ran into a tree....and got hit by bee... (heh, rhyme) ....I think I'll be able to punch it....
Ghost: *floats up right between Smokescreen and Wheeljack*
Smokey and Jackie: *screams*
Smokey: *punches ghost* *goes right through ghost* *accidentally punches Jackie* O.o
Wheeljack: *is punched* oof! *falls over*
Smokey: 0-0
Ghost: >:) *slowly disappears*
Everyone: 0.0
Bulkhead: *contacts base* um....Ratchet? We could use a ground bridge....
Wheeljack: *groans*
YOU ARE READING
Transformers Spoofs
Humormy take on them, it will probably have bots from my other stories like the twins and red alert eventually. these are mostly inspired by conversations with my friends and YouTube videos that I love.
