Megatron: this is wonderful! First we win a battle against the Autobots and now I have you as my new third in command!
Soundwave: *smiley face on visor*
*both see Starscream walking around slowly with a cube of energon*
Megatron: oh! Starscream! I should tell him of you're promotion!
Soundwave: *in recordings* I know he is....your...second in command...but I think...he will hurt...you...
Megatron: Soundwave, I know he looks questionable, but I'm sure he'll be ecstatic at the news of me finding a skilled third in command *walks away* Starscream!
Starscream: Lord Megatron. I came as soon as I heard of your victory. I'm truly...happy..for you.
Megatron: but there's more Starscream...
Starscream: more? Oh what a great thing. Tell me at once for I cannot wait a second, no, a millisecond longer to hear the good news.
Megatron: ...well, Soundwave is my new third in command!
Starscream: *looks the same* I'm sure you can tell by my reaction and demeanor that I'm filled with celestial joy.
Megatron: uhh...I'm not seeing it actually....
Starscream: yours is a life truly blessed, my Lord.
Megatron: ..why are your servos clenched so tightly?
Starscream: I don't think they are clenched that tightly.
Megatron: you're servos are shaking....
Starscream: with rapture. I'm am in the thralls of joy for your good fortune!
Megatron: ..I'm sorry, I'm very confused right now...
Steve: *walks into the room* Lord Megatron?
Megatron: yes?
Steve: I have a message for you from a decepticon base, they have held off the Autobots long enough to mine the energon and are sending it now.
Megatron: what?
Starscream: Megatron, only Primus himself could know how happy I am at this moment.
Megatron: really? You do realize this is another victory with me in charge rather then you for the records...
Starscream: a fact I wish to celebrate! For it is a most exhilarating day when one's master is so immeasurably fortunate. *smashes empty energon cube on the ground*
Megatron: *glances at the shattered cube then looks at Starscream*
Starscream: Mazel tov *walks away*
Knockout: *walk into the room* Lord Megatron! Have you heard?! We just found some more iacon relics!
*banging sound in the back ground*
Megatron: *glances at Starscream in alarm before looking at knockout* now is not the time, doctor...
Starscream: nonsense. *is hitting the wall with a fist in a steady rhythm* do go on with these happy news.
Knockout: ...it includes the forge of Solus Prime!
Starscream: *shoves a computer to the floor*
Steve: *comes to pick it up*
Knockout: and an energon harvester!
Starscream: *is banging Steve against the wall* it would be cruel of me not to congratulate you for such amazing news, my lord.
Megatron: Starscream, that vehicon....you're hurting him!
Starscream: I do not think so... *is choking Steve*
Megatron: no, you are! His face is turning blue!
Starscream: *is choking Steve and banging him against the wall* if I am it is only because I am so joyous of your glory and fortune that I cannot contain my feverish elation!
Megatron: *runs over and tries to pull him away from Steve* Starscream you really should let go!
*everyone is watching in shock*
Starscream: *still doing it* you can not take me out of my joy, my Lord!
Megatron: *pulls him away*
Steve: *runs away to recover*
Megatron: you are not joyful, Starscream! Everything but your words indicate a raging hatred for me!
Starscream: my lord... I apologize from the bottom of my adoring spark if I portrayed that sentiment. You mean the world to me. And I want you to be successful. *secretly has digits crossed behind his back*
Megatron: really?
Starscream: truly.
Steve 2: my Lord, Starscream. We have gotten word that a city has requested to join the deceptions so long as they follow under Starscream...
Starscream: YES! YES! *hoping around in excitement* OH HAPPY DAY!!! *points to himself* THIS IS ME BEING HAPPY, MEGATRON!!! I WAS FAKING IT!! HA! YEAH!! *runs around screaming in happiness*
Steve 2: oh wait..I meant Megatron, Megatron is in charge...
Starscream: *is suddenly right next to Megatron clam as he was before* a simple mistake. Well, my Lord. I'm filled to the brim with jubilation. *Walks over to a window and jumps out* *transforms and flies away*
Megatron: Starscream! *runs after him followed by Soundwave*
Steve 2: oh! It was Starscream! Yeah, uh...the font is kinda hard to make out.. *looks around* oh....
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Transformers Spoofs
Humormy take on them, it will probably have bots from my other stories like the twins and red alert eventually. these are mostly inspired by conversations with my friends and YouTube videos that I love.
