*Christmas music playing in background*
Sideswipe: the prankster meeting is now in session. So, who should we target this month?
Sunstreaker: why am I here.
Sides: sorry, I'm only answering questions when someone raises their servo.
Sunny: *grumbles and reluctantly raises servo* why am I here.
Sides: because you're my bro and you should support me in my endeavors.
Sunny: let me rephrase that. Why am I the only one here.
Sides: ....Miko couldn't make it today.
Sunny: so you dragged me over here instead of having your meeting later?
Sides: .....yeah, pretty much!
Sunny: -_- I hate you.
Sides: I love you too bro! Now, who's the target?
Time skip, brought to you by sugar cookies.
Miko: *holds up movies* alright! Which one are we watching first?
Jack: I don't know, what one's did you bring.
Miko: let's see. I have Rudolf the red nosed reindeer, frosty the snowman, a Christmas Carol, elf, a Christmas story-
Jack: not that last one.
Miko: why not?
Jack: just, no. Okay?
Raf: we could watch a Christmas Carol.
Miko: sure!
Ratchet: oh for the love of Cybertron. We don't have time to watch children's movies. We have work to do! It's a waste of valuable time.
Miko: We're totally watching a Christmas Carol. *Glares at Ratchet* if only so everyone can understand what I mean when I say Ratchet is being a scrooge.
Sides: What does that mean?
Miko: My point exactly!
Ratchet: *rolls optics* hm.
After the movie
Jack: so... What did you all think?
Ratchet: bah humbug.
Miko: so you were paying attention to the movie!
Ratchet: whatever. *walks away*
Sunny: he really is a scrooge.
Sides: you're not much better bro.
Sunny: shut up.
Bee: I thought ghosts we're a Halloween thing.
Raf: usually they are, but sometimes they get used for other things.
Smokey: like that time we found one in the forest!
Bee: the one you all were screaming about and I ran over?
Smokey: hey! I was not screaming!
Arcee: then what were you doing?
Smokey: I was- well, I wasn't screaming!
Bulkhead: ..right. so what next?
Miko: *grins* well, there's something I want to show you all! Follow me!
Sides: *grins*
Time skip brought to you by Christmas songs!
Jazz: you wanted to show us an empty room?
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Transformers Spoofs
Humormy take on them, it will probably have bots from my other stories like the twins and red alert eventually. these are mostly inspired by conversations with my friends and YouTube videos that I love.
