*we see them whisper talking to each other as the screen fades out. We play music as we show them getting ready for the robbing thing. We see Mia talking to her dad in the gun shop then she points at the doorway and dives behind the desk. Her dad looks over confused and she jumps up with her phone and a gun obviously hidden in her shirt. She waves her phone like that's what she was there for and runs out of the building. We see Dylan buying ninja turtle masks. The clerk looks confused so Dylan tries to kiss her and gets thrown out by security. Katie comes back and gets better masks without making a scene. We go to an RV campsite and Dylan and Katie and Mia walk over to one of them. Dylan starts flirting with the old guy that owns the RV and Mia is acting like his girlfriend while Katie gets in and drives away. The dude sees the RV leaving and yells and runs after it and Mia and Dylan run off in different directions. We go back to the basement and we see Dylan, Katie, and Mia sitting in the basement with all of their gear including the RV.*
KATIE - Alright. I think we're ready. Does everyone remember the plan?
MIA - Yep.
DYLAN - Absolutely not!.
*Katie sighs in frustration and Dylan laughs*
DYLAN - Calm your titties, Katie. I was joking. I'd have to way more stoned to forget a plan like that.
KATIE - Whatever.
*Katie walks out and the others follow. We go into the back of the van and we see Dylan and Mia sitting there waiting while we drive.*
MIA - Are you sure this is a good idea?
DYLAN - Considering it wasn't' me that came up with it, I think we'll be just fine. And even if we do fail, which is very unlikely knowing my awesomeness, some time in the slammer might do you two ladies some good.
MIA - What is that supposed to mean?
DYLAN - You're too soft, Mia. You need to learn to be a cold-blooded murderer if we're going to pull this off.
MIA - Dylan, we're just robbing a bank. No one's going to kill anyone.
DYLAN - That's what you say now. Just wait...you'll change your mind.
MIA - This is just getting really weird.
*The van stops and Katie opens the door. We see Mia sitting in the corner fending Dylan away with a stick.*
KATIE - Are you ready?
MIA - Yes! Please get me away from him.
DYLAN - Shhhhh. What happened needs to stay between us.
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Bank Robbing (Comedy Script)
HumorThis is a script my friend wrote - It is not in anyway meant to be realistic
