Bank Robbing (Comedy Script)

Scene 3

Katie sighs in irritation and they enter the bank wearing their masks. Dylan take the gun and fires it into the air screaming like a ninja while Katie and Mia run over to get the money. We hear sirens and Dylan turns to the police that are showing up and starts firing at them.*

KATIE  -  Come on!

*Katie pulls dylan and out of the bank and Mia follows. We get to van and they jump in the back and Katie gets in the driving seat and we see the van drive over mailboxes and streetlights as it escapes. We go into the back and we see Mia and Dylan climb over the seats to get into the front with Dylan holding his masks and laughing.*

KATIE  -  Didn't we agree to NOT shoot anyone.

DYLAN  -  Those weren't people, Katie. They were pigs.

*Mia starts laughing and Katie glares at her. We see sirens behind the van*

KATIE  -  What do I do!?

MIA  -  I don't know!

DYLAN  -  We've got to pull over. It's against the law to run away from the police.

MIA  -  He's right, Katie. We need to pull over.

*Katie looks unhappy but pulls over. Vi and Sugar walk over to the drivers window in uniforms.*

VI  -  License and registration please?

KATIE  -  Oh, I uh...I think I forgot my license at home.

DYLAN  -  What are you talking about, Katie? You don't have a license, remember?

*Mia hits Dylan and glares at him. Dylan stops talking.*

VI  -  What about the registration?

MIA  -  Well considering that we stole this van from an old guy, we don't have that either.

*Katie turns and glares at Mia and Dylan.*

VI  -  Alright. We'll be right back. Don't go anywhere.

KATIE  -  I wasn't planning on it.

*they walk away and they all look at each other.*

MIA  -  *getting out of the car*  Go! Go! Go!

KATIE  -  Guys what are you doing? They told us to stay here.

MIA  -  Do you want to go to jail, Katie?!

DYLAN  -  I can't go back there! They'll eat me alive. Just like I did to that one guy....

KATIE  -  Fine. But if I get into trouble because of you...

*they get out and run down the middle of the street. Cars stop for them and the

Sugar starts chasing them on foot.*

VI  -  Sugar! What are you doing?

SUGAR  -  I'm going to catch them.

VI  -  We have a CAR.

*vi gets into the car and drives after them. She drives past them and stops in front of them and jumps out with a gun pointed at them. Sugar catches up behind them panting and holding out her gun shakily*

SUGAR  -  Don't. *gasp* Move.

VI  -  You children are under arrest for robbing the bank, AND driving without a license.

DYLAN  -  How do you know we robbed the bank?

*Vi walks to the back of the van and holds up the masks*

KATIE  -  Dylan! I thought you said you got rid of them.

DYLAN  -  Why would I throw away perfectly good masks?

MIA  -  Look what you've done! Now we're all in trouble.

DYLAN  -  *indicating Sugar*  If that's what trouble looks like, there's nothing else I'd rather be in.