Wait... why am I a CAT!? (Neko Deidara x Sasori)

Chapter 2

Chapter2: I like being a Neko ^_^

Deidara's POV: It has now been two weeks since I became a Neko and like I said everyone was nicer to me. Itachi and me have become kinda friends, he doesn't tease me or hurt me as much. I think it makes Danna jealous to see me hanging out with 'Tachi. One time I got tired and  curled up on the couch in the living room, and fell asleep next Itachi well he was reading a book, and he was petting me on the head. I was puring in my sleep, Danna came into the room and wasn't very happy with the scene in front of him. He didn't talk to me for awhile. But eventually he either forgot about it, or just disregarded it, because, eventually, he did talk to me again. But over all I like being a neko. Pulls I can get rewarded for doing simple cat things. Like this one time I caught a mouse and Pein gave me a fish to eat. And I can just lounge around

H.Q. Why? Because when I have a mission that Pein thinks I can't do, he sends Sasori out to do it and I get to stay here! Also, I think I'm Pein's favorite, because now I can go in and out of his office when ever I want. One time I fell asleep on his desk and he just sat in his chair and petted my head well he gave other members missions. Yup, being a neko is the best thing ever! I get a new boyfriend, best friend, and I'm Pein's favorite. 

Sasori's POV: I both love and hate the fact that Dei's a Neko. I love it because he seems more happy and now he's my boyfriend. But, I hate the fact that him and Itachi are all friendly with one another, I swear to god, he's trying to steal my kitty from me! I wont let that happen. Also if we get a mission and Pein thinks that Dei can't do it, guess who's stuck with the mission... me.

Itachi's POV: I don't know why I just became friends with Deidara. I'm guessing it happened when I threw that ball of yarn at him, and then I let him curl up and sleep next to me on the couch well I was reading a book. Yeah I can see how that happened now. Pulls, Deidara's not as annoying, for once he's not always going on and on about his stupid art. So all in all, I like Neko Deidara better, I am so glad Pein's not helping him find an antidote, I wont either. The only one who would help him would be Sasori, and I think he likes Deidara better this way too.