Dear diary,
Today was a blast! We taught the little children for a while, but when it got dark we played hide and seek in the pretty forest. We saw pony people and giant arachnids. We even saw a unicorn. We played with the sweet unicorn for a while. One game we played was death tag. It's like freeze tag, but if you get tagged you have to play dead. Quirrel tagged the unicorn, and she did a great job of pretending to be dead. She even put a little bit of ketchup all over her body. I laughed so hard, and then pretended to be an evil wizard (with Quirrel of course because I am still on his head). I put the cloak over my head and started slurping up the ketchup. For some reason two little boys and a dog saw me and started screaming. I really had no clue why. I mean, it was just a game. Then a pony person grabbed them and ran. I was pretty confused, but decided it was time to go back to the castle. Today was a good day.
Love,
Voldemort
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