Dear diary,
I love teaching. The students have such potential. Turns out that Harry Potter kid and his friends are extremely good dancers (check out picture above). Honestly, they should be on dancing with the stars. I auditioned for that one time. I was really good too, except they said my legs where WAY to pale and they kicked me off. Anyway, I have to say, though, that Snape professor is a butt. He bullies poor little Quirrel. All Quirrel wants is a cool rock to add to his collection and Snape just nag nag nags him. Rude. I don't really understand why Quirrel wants the rock, but he's my friend so I will help him get it. Tomorrow we plan on going through this wonderful obstacle course to get it. It is going to be so fun! Can't wait. Love ya diary. Goodnight.
Love,
Voldemort
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Misunderstood
HumorVoldemort has never been fully understood. He is constantly being teased for his flat nose and pale legs. Voldemort tries to help people but the only spells he knows is Avada Kedrava and Crucio. His death eater friends kinda scare Voldemort and he h...
