Italics: Ophelia
Bold: Theodore
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"My name's Ralph and I'm a bad guy."
"..."
"..."
"Wreck It Ralph?"
"You know, you're the first person to get that reference."
"Well, not many 16 year olds watch kids movies."
"Lies."
"Not."
"Whatever. What do you want?"
"First of all: what do you think I want? Second of all: who pissed in your cereal?"
"Oh yeah, mint chocolate chip ice cream sandwich. And actually, my cat pissed in my cereal this morning."
"..."
"I didn't eat it, of course."
"..."
"..."
"For real?"
"No, I swear, you're so stupid..."
"...How stupid?"
"...Lets just say that you're a few fries short of a Happy Meal."
"...That was good!" *laughing*
"I know!"
"Anyways, all jokes aside, is my ice cream almost ready?"
"Yep! By the way, I'll be the one to drop it off to you."
"What?! But I like Jackson!"
"...Like?"
"Not like that, you bumbling idiot!"
"Oh. Good."
"...And why is that?"
"Erm-nothing..."
*end call*
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Sweet Talk (a love story of phone calls)
RomanceShort story! *COMPLETED* Ophelia Jones is in the middle of a relationship crisis, and is now determined to mend her troubles at a local sweet shop. Cake Pop Shoppe. Theodore Douglas has worked in this sweet shop for a few years now, and feels...
