Sexy Dork Is My Maid - [Completed]

"Hello Kevin"

"H-Hello K-Kevin."

Kevin was memorized by the beanie wearing dork stood in his doorway. He wasn't as scrawny as was when he was younger. The dork still wore that black beanie that he never took off and orange shirt and had blue skinny jeans pushed open his door.

Few days ago he was promoted to an  executive position in his uncle's company. And Nat decided to throw a huge party. His home was trashed by the time he woke up.

He almost laughed when the dork tip toes around the trash whispering to himself.

:  'germs, germs, grems.'

He couldn't blame him though. Right now beer bottles and wine cooler cans covered the countertops. Pizza boxes and other trash overfilling the bin. Kevin wasn't much of a cleaning guy that's why he had a maid. So when what's-her-face quit his home became a trash pile with in the hour.

Kevin got up from his seat and started walking towards. Edd relapsed from his childhood and put his hands up in defense. Kevin felt bad at how he used to treat the dork.

Out of all the Ed's, double d was the least annoying. More than once he helped him with homework even though they weren't friends. Kevin had a small flashback of who he used to be. Younger football captain giving swirly's, shoving people in lockers, picking fights.

Kevin stood inform of the dork now.

"Listen dor-uh Ed. I'm not gunna hit you or nothin. I'm not that guy anymore."

Edd looked at him with those blue eyes.

'Were they always that blue?'

"Ah! My apologies. I don't know what came over me!"

Lies. Kevin knew how much he shit in his life. A small suitcase was behind the dork-EDD. if he really wanted to prove himself he should start using his real name.

"Listen EDD. Sit down so we can set some ground rules."

Kevin thought it was pretty funny when the dork insisted he stand in the only clean spot on the floor. Kevin just sat back down in his black leather chair watching his-THE the dork.

Rule 1: fulfill you duties no exceptions (laundry, cleaning, etc.)

Rule 2: I want three meals a day. Have my lunch packed and ready to take with me before work

Rule 3: Your room is off limits to everyone including me.

Kevin just sat there watching the dork  nod his head. He wanted to ask how he's been doing. How long did he want to stay. He wanted to apologise most of all.

"Um Kevin. Can I ask why Rebecca quit?"

"....."

Shit that was a question he didn't want to answer. Kevin face scrunched up and he instantly looked away breaking eye contact.

'What the HELL am I going to say?! Yea my friend Nat made her quit after his drunk ass broke into her room and shaved half her head?!'

Edd noticed Kevin's fidgeting right away. He kept trying to look anywhere but him. Why?

"...S-She uh had a sudden breakdown and q-quit for some reason..."

Kevin could tell that the dork wasn't buying his bullshit lie. He was a genius that could build all sort of shit at 15 years old no way he would believe that! He couldn't afford to live in this shit pile another day and no way in he'll was that agency going to send him another housekeeper.

"..."

Before the dork could ask anything more Kevin cut him off.

"-Alright so if you can please clean this mess up before I come back from work. Cleaning stuff is under the kitchen sink. we will talk later at dinner"

Kevin rushed to grab his jacket from the closet and grabbed his keys from a hook on the wall. Kevin wanted to get out of this awkward situation as soon as possible.

Edd was left stunned and slightly blushing.

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Should I have Nat trick edd to wear a maid outfit???