Blame It on the alcohol

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"Its just a casual dinner between friends. Nothing more"

Kevin felt his mouth run dry as he picked up his phone. It's not like he was asking the dude on a date. He just wish that he could have gotten Edds number instead of calling his own land line.

Kevin worked up the entire afternoon to call the Edd. Not that he was nervous or any this. Like he said it WASN'T A DATE. After everything that's happened in the last 3 days Kevin wasn't sure how dude would react.

[Ring. . . Ring]

"Hello. Barr resistance. May I ask who is calling?"

[Babump]

Kevin was thrown off by the dorks a second. ignored how his heart skipped a beat when Edd wispered in his ear.

"Ahem. Hey Dee I just wanted to tell you I'm half way finished and will be home within the hour"

There was a slight pause on the other line. on the other line Edd was flustered with the new nickname. Twiddling the ends of his shirt. Edd went by many names growing up including "Dork", "sock- head", and now "Dee".

"Oh that's perfect then. I'm making spagettii right now."

"That's fine. Do you need anything?"

God they sounded like husband and wife. Kevin managed to keep away thoughts of having Dee as a wife. How surprising ok he was with being with the dork.

"Ok and Kevin."

"Hmm?"

"Can i borrow your apron to protect my cloths later?"

Kevin almost let the paper slip from his fingers when he heard that. The dork was probably wearing his purple shorts. His apron was fairly big and was a gag gift given to him by Nat.

Dee's body was more slender and soft looking. Would he look like he was a naked house wife? Horny and ready to be taken. . . The counter would be a great-

(Fantasy)

Kevin comes home exhausted after a long day at work. He lets out a long sigh as he takes off his coat.

He looks around for his sweet and sexy wife. The soft humming will capture his attention. He will follow the voice to the kitchen to find a "sweet surprise".

Dee would be there swinging his slender hips to some song. His ass shaking in those purple shorts that highlight his ass perfectly. Back a and forth. Back and forth will his wife hips sway completely unaware of his visitor.

Kevin will use this to his advantage and quietly come up from behind him.

Softly . . .  Will he creep up behind his dork. As his hand are placed on the hips of his lover that said lover will let out a "eep". He would restrain the smaller man by pressing him firmly against the counter. His dick grinding between those-

(Fantasy ends 🤗)
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"Kevin? Apologies but are you still there?"

"Ah! Yea sorry man"

Kevin heard his voice go a octive deeper as he felt a rush of sexual urges try to surface. He felt like a teenager again and not in the good way. Having a uncontrollable limbo was hard enough back then! He doesn't need that now!

"[Ahem] Yea. Oh Shit. Listen Dee I got to go. Love ya "

" L-Lov? Me?! I - Uh. BYE!"

[Click]

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Kevin looked longing to his phone before taking another swing of his drink. He thought about filling out the last of his paper work before going home. He was starting to feel buzzed mabey he should have Nat drive him hom.... Oh... OOOOOOH!!

"OH SHIT!"

Kevin jumped up from his seat. Constant repeating of "shit" came our of Kevin as he gripped his hair. He paces around his offfice in a panic. What the fu- why did he- OH SHIT!

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