Sexy Dork Is My Maid - [Completed]

Get to know me

Do you ever get the feeling intense anger or embarrassment that you just need a drink.

His uncle insisted that his office be on the top levels of the building. He was glad that his new place gave him such a wonderful view of the city. His large Norwegian black desk stood near the window. His office was fairly large and decorated with lavish furniture.  the only personal item he had was a picture of him and his parents.

He sometimes stares down at the little people passing in the streets. He couldn't easily have become one of them. He was now a high-paying executive and future CEO of his uncle's company. One day he could possibly buy a private jet or an island something that he never thought he could ever have the chance to do.

To think that all of his understanding of the world has come crashing down because a nerd steps back into his life. It was before he could come home to a chaotic but familiar home.

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Never before has he felt this much of
Humiliation. Kevin stood and his office with the drink in his hand strong but not strong enough to stop him from working.

He could be working on the ever growing pile of paperwork that he has yet to do. But no matter what he does or how much he tries to drink get off. His mind always lingers back to one thing.  . . Eddward Vincent. The nerd that could create anything is now a maid in his home.

The same nerd that he used to bully in high school wedgies swirlies. that was also involved in the most stupidest and dangerous scams.

No matter what he says when the alcohol wears off. He didn't hate the idea of Ed looking to him for protection. When he found that and the police officers in his home. He had the strange to protect the nerd. At first he thought it was Karma or guilt.

Kevin takes another swing at his drink. He felt the alcohol rushing down his throat giving him a little bit of a buzz.

But then the morning after came  and he was found bare as the day he was born. To be found naked. In his own home with a pair of ruby red Speedos in his hand.

He needed to fix this. This is where his annoying butt assistant comes in.

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"Pfft. So let me get this straight. You called me in here to tell me because your boy thinks your gay? HAHAHAH THAT'S IT?"

HE called Nat here as soon as he entered the front door. He was hoping that his best friend would offer some advice. Ugh. . .What was he thinking.

"SHUT IT! WHAT'S SO FUNNY ANYWAY?!"

"Pfft. Dude. You care about his opinion so much it's staring you apart."

"I-I don't care what that dork thinks!"

That was Bullshit and Nat wasn't buying it. He's known Kevin for years. Kevin has many girlfriends or one night stands and the past couple years. But this was the first time he's seen someone that has gotten under his skin this badly. He needs more info. on this dude pronto.

"Ok. Ok. If you want help I need to know more about this guy. How do you know him. Stuff like that."

"Well. I ve known him since we were 6 years old. Even though he still wears that old Beanie. I don't think anyone has ever seen him without it but maybe the Eds have. I used to live next door to him.He had these dumbass friends growing up. They were always getting him in trouble and shit. Heh. This one time that asshole eddy spent Sarah's money on jawbreakers. The lovable dork actually set up a device to 'punish him for if. For like a nickle everybody got a hit at the short jerk."

Nat smirked when he saw how lost Kevin was. So lost he didn't even catch himself saying ' lovable". The dude looked like an old man talking about his wife.

"What else."

"Huh?"

"Come on man. You can shit with everybody else but not me."

Nat got a surprising fliped look. The once sweet deminor turned sour. Kevin rubbed the back of his neck and had the face of . . . Guilt?

"I was uh. I was the captain of the football team. Star player of Peach Creek Varsity Football. Eddy was average for a short guy and put up a fight on occasion. Ed was cool but was crazy strong. . . But Double Dee. He was so easy man to take advantage of. Homework. A human punching bag. God I WISH I could take it all back. Atleast to Edd. "

Nat saw hope for his ship after all. So it seems that Kevin has a sort of favoritism with the nerd. He knew the day he almost got arrested at his house that something was up.

That kid could have run anywhere including the cops. Now knowing this pass bully/nerd past he may have a let up. Nat be a party animal but he wasnt stupid.

"Alright man. . . You got to bury the hatchet somehow. He seems like a cool dude to for give ME after everything that happened. Besides it was years ago. As long as you apologise and talk like say... over dinner. Your golden."

"Why dinner?"

Kevin was starting to look at his teal haired friend. There was more than one reason he called himself an ASSsistant .

"WHAAAT? You want to make it up for this man. He's not your other maids. You guys got history weather it's good or bad. But him dinner like pizza so you don't creep him out Loverboy."

Kevin actually blushed. Nat was seriously about to burst out laughing at how red the dude looked. Kevin on the other hand didn't know why he felt so defensive. He never hit on dudes or for that matter slept with one. Why the hell did he feel butterflys in his gut?

"Its NOT a date. And I'm NOT gay."

"You said that on your own man."

Kevin didn't say anything. He just turned and faced the window. He pressed his forehead against the glass.

' I just hope he gets to know the new me. And hopefully forgets the old one.'

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Sorry it took so long to write. I've had a little bit of writer's block with this chapter. I didn't have much time this entire week to actually do it but I'm glad I got it done.