Captain swan one-shots

Never have I ever

This was requested by emmatheswan.

Request: one where they play never have I ever and Emma's teenage past comes up.

Request granted my friend.

"Ok guys what next?" Snow slurred. She was drunk as hell. Emma was sitting on Killian's lap and Regina was in Robin's. Snow and charming were all over the place. They laughed at the behavior.

"How about never have I ever?" Regina suggested.

"Are we in 5th grade?" Emma asked.

"Perhaps," Regina said.

"I'll go first!" Snow yelled.

"What the bloody hell is 'never have I ever'?" Killian asked.

"It's easy just watch," Emma said.

"Should we add alcohol?" Regina asked.

"Definitely, now let me go!" Snow said angrily. "Ok never have I ever... Been a prince," she looked at David. He rolled his eyes and took a gulp of his beer.

"Fine my turn," David said. "never ever... Been a princess," snow glared at David. She sipped her beer. Emma did too. Robin went next.

"Never have I ever crushed a heart... Literally," he smirked looking at Regina. She rolled her eyes. Emma and Regina took a sip.

"That means you mister," Emma nudged Killian. He took a gulp of his rum. Regina thought.

"Never have I ever, kissed a girl on the lips," she smiled proudly. All the men sipped their drink. Emma did too. "You've kissed a girl Emma,"

"Made out with one," she said. Everyone stared at her. "What?" She asked innocently. "Fine never have I ever... Died," she looked up at Killian and smiled. He smiled mockingly at her as he drank more rum.

"Alright never have I ever given birth," he smirked down at Emma. Snow and Emma gulped down more and Emma never broke contact with him. Snow went again.

"Never have I ever sucked a dick," she said. Everyone was silent. Emma then sipped her rum. Everyone stared at her.

"Guys seriously, I was a teen once," Emma said nervously. David cleared his throat.

"Um never have I ever... Sucked Killian's dick," he said his eyes staring at Emma.

"Really dad?" Emma asked. He shrugged.

"Well are you gonna drink it or not," Regina asked.

"Damn you. Damn you all," Emma said as she chugged the rest of her rum. Killian gulped his spit worriedly.

"Alright. Never have I ever, done drugs?" Regina said but it came out like a question. All eyes on Emma.

"Get me more rum," Emma grumbled. Killian handed her his flask. She took a swig.

"Never have I ever worn a dress," Robin said. Emma sighed a breath of relief when all the women drank their alcohol.

"Never have I ever eaten a poisoned apple," Emma said. Snow drank her beer.

"Never have I ever cheated on a game," Killian said.

"You've never cheated on a game?" Regina asked.

"I'm a man who sticks to his morals. I never cheat. Always win, fair and square," he stated with conviction. Regina, David and Snow drank their alcohol. Then it was snows turn again.

"Never have I ever had sex with Killian on a table," snow said.

"What the hell mom!" Emma yelled. She shrugged. Emma rolled her eyes and sipped the rum. "Damn right you haven't done my husband on a table," Emma mumbled.

"Um ok. Wow. Never have I ever had anal," everyone stared at Emma once again.

"God damnit what is wrong with you guys?! Are you just trying to find out everything about my sex life?" She chugged the rest of the rum and marched out of the room.

"I'm going to kill you pirate," David said.

"You're the one who asked mate," Killian raised his hands up in defense.

Sorry it was short. I hope it was ok emmatheswan😊