Serendipity || Boruto university AU

BISCUITS AND GRAVY CHIPS | Chapter Five

CHAPTER FIVE

BISCUITS AND GRAVY CHIPS

HIMAWARI UZUMAKI

When you are a weeaboo and a new chapter of a manga comes out, you HAVE TO read it.

Similarly, when you are an Akimichi, and a new food comes out, you HAVE TO eat it.

Currently, Inojin, Shikadai, ChouChou, Metal, and I are all waiting in line for the limited edition chip flavor-Biscuits and Gravy to come out. How did I get stuck in this line? Simple.

ChouChou.

It all started about an hour or two ago.

"Inojin~!" I whined.

"Yeah?"

"I'm an unhappy hungry camper!" I continued whining.

"I know."

"So, we should hurry up and fill my belly with foods!" Yup, I still hadn't gotten my food.

"Well, let's get Shikadai and Metal first, they're probably hungry."

"Who're they?" Metal sounds familiar... Is he the guy nii-chan was talking about?

"Shikadai is the guy with black, spiky hair usually in a ponytail with green eyes. Metal is the guy who wears a green jumpsuit and screams about youth." Why did he describe their looks to me? Weird.

"Isn't Boruto in Metal's room?" I questioned.

"Uh, I think. But, don't you want to avoid him or something?" Eavesdropper.

"Yeah."

"Then, hmmph." He thought of an idea, "I'll call Sarada to ask if Boruto's there. If not, we got to devise a plan to avoid him. Okay?"

"Mkay." And so he did. He called Sarada, who said she was in my room (well, she doesn't know it's mine, she thinks it's only Mitsuki's), and is helping him clean while she's waiting for my whiskered brother.

"He's not there yet." Inojin sighed. Room 799 we go!

"Aww~" We stayed silent for a while, each creating a complex plan to make sure Boruto doesn't see me, the amazing Spider-Man! Just kidding! I'm better than him! The amazing, breath-taking Himawari Uzumaki! Okay, time to say my plan. "I ha-"

"I have a plan." Inojin interrupted my proclamation.

How rude!

"Me too." I sighed.

"You can say your's first, shortie."

"Okay, okay. So, we go to the store, and buy this bigass suit, and we put each other in it, me on the bottom, you on the top. Then, we walk in, as the nine-foot monster and scare Boruto! OR! We could knock on the door, hope someone opens it, and if the person is smart-a-lala they will notice two people are in the suit! So, you say only TWO people are able to go with you, and figure out the identity of the person on the bottom. Then, you choose Shikadai, is that his name? And Metal to accompany you on this journey. OR!" I say my plan all mysteriously.

"Or we could only have me go in, grab Shika and Metal, and leave."

Boohoo!

You're boring!

"I-I guess...." I sighed. I didn't ever think of that, but, that's sooooo boring!

"Plus, your plan is expensive and hard. Aren't you hungry?"

GROWLLL

"I'll take that as a yes." I frowned, I wanted to at least see my brother and his roommates! "You can hide on the sidelines in a plant pot or something and watch."