Death Leads to Shinobi [Naruto]

11. I Act Stupid. Repeatedly.

A/N: Hi! I'm back, for those of you who missed me!  I've been busy, and now I will begin with more updates for my stories. My stories have been repeatedly nagging me to update them, and now I am. Sorry for everyone who's been waiting for an update, but at least this chapter is longer than usual, and I plan to update my other stories today and tomorrow. Also, probably OOC-ness, sorry if it bugs you all.

I also just went to this anime con. where I live, and it was so much fun. There was an OHSHC event, and there were cosplayers who were everyone but Honey and Mori, and it was so great. I saw the Hikaru and Kaoru cosplayers play the pocky game, which I have a video of, and I have an awesome video of the Kyoya and Tamaki cosplayers playing the pocky game too. It was great. Sorry if you read through my fangirling, but it was fun, and I got the Hikaru and Kaoru cosplayers to kiss me on the cheek at the same time, so I feel happy, I had an anime crush kiss me and nobody is going to deny me this.

Spoilers for if you don't know Tobi's real identity. 

Rin's P.O.V.

I sat in the boat next to Kakashi, the rest of the team in front of us. I was keeping up a smile for their sakes, even though I was incredibly nervous. Tazuna had just finished guilt tripping everyone, which distracted them from me, because the smile I was wearing for them was incredibly fake. I'm fairly certain Kakashi noticed this, but hasn't said anything luckily. We were now sitting quietly, as the rower pulled us up to shore. We all got out and thanked him, and Naruto started his kunai throwing, one of which almost hit me. Naruto's eyes widened, and he quickly scrambled to me.

"Are you okay, Nee-chan?! Did I hurt you?" He asked, one question in quick succession of the other. I chuckled and shook my head.

"I'm fine Narut-"

"Duck!" Kakashi yelled. I did the opposite and said something stupid.

"Where is it?!" I yelled as I jumped high in the air, landing in a squat on the sword that was now stuck in a tree. Kubikiribocho. So, if I look up, I should see... Yep, I was right. There was Zabuza Momochi, glaring at me for some reason. So I decided to say something stupid, again. Normally I'm smarter than this.

"What the hell crawled up your ass and died, Moomoo?" Apparently, that is not a good thing to say to a grumpy cow assassin, unless you want to get killed. He jumped off his sword, and ripped it out of the tree, causing me to flip down to the ground, just in time to barely dodge an attack and sprint to Kakashi. Once I reached him, I took cover of some sort behind him, and pulled out my fans. They started talking, but I didn't give a damn, and ended up attacking Momochi mid-speech. I repeatedly tried to hit him, but he easily dodged most of my attacks. I did land a few hits on him though. I guess he got tired of playing with me though, because he moved faster than I thought he could, and held me in the air by my neck, choking me.

"I'll admit you're better than most your age, but you're still a weak nuisance, and getting in my way," he growled, and my vision was starting to get fuzzy from loss of air. I vaguely heard people shouting my name, before I was slammed into the ground headfirst, rendering me unconscious.

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I woke up in a room, with bandages wrapped around my head. I sat up, and immediately my head started throbbing in pain. I grimaced, then shrugged it off to take in my surroundings. I was laying on a bed, and it looked like it was night. I looked to my left and saw the door, and to my right were a window and Sakura, who was sound asleep. I guess I made it to Tazuna's house. I got out of the bed and stretched, then moved to the window. If I'm awake now, I won't be able to fall asleep until some time later. It looks like it's about midnight. I turned back to look at Sakura to make sure she was asleep, then jumped out of the window once I was sure. I walked down the dock in front of Tazuna's house into the forest.