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To: dexhart@qmail.com
From: hadley_collins@qmail.com
Subject: So, Thanksgiving
Dex,
I am writing to you today in the spirit of Thanksgiving. Truly, it is a lovely time to share with your loved ones, is it not? I hope to find an answer for this little query of mine: Will you be going home for Thanksgiving?
This is forwarded to your concern in the spirit of Thanksgiving. Your full cooperation in providing a quick and truthful response will be greatly appreciated.
(Okay, no, seriously. Please tell me you're going home too. I missed you, Dex.)
Hadley
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To: hadley_collins@qmail.com
From: dexhart@qmail.com
Subject: YOU BET!!!
had,
why, madame, i believe you are in luck!
i have all but packed my things and prepared myself for the long and arduous journey home. indeed, thanksgiving is a wonderful time. many thanks are to be had, i believe.
(get it? "had"???)
(i am awesome.)
(tell me i'm awesome.)
dex
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To: dexhart@qmail.com
From: hadley_collins@qmail.com
Subject: Re: YOU BET!!!
Dex,
My, what a relief! I wish you all good things and safe travels, kind sir.
(I do hope you know that I am cringing right now. Please leave those puns behind when you go home.)
Had
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To: hadley_collins@qmail.com
From: dexhart@qmail.com
Subject: GASP
had,
me? leave my puns behind? how dare you! do you think a monster of me? i would never leave my children behind!
you appall me, madame.
dex
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To: dexhart@qmail.com
From: hadley_collins@qmail.com
Subject: Re: GASP
Dex,
More puns are coming? Oh god. I'm pretty sure I can still cancel my flight last minute...
Had
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To: hadley_collins@qmail.com
From: dexhart@qmail.com
Subject: i am disappointed
YOU ARE READING
No Hard Feelings
Teen FictionExes aren't supposed to end up as best friends. Exes-turned-bff's should never have a one night stand. Dexter and Hadley do.
