SpongeBob - You're Just A Kid

Chapter 2 - Mocked

"What is going on? Me customers are leaving, That is money walking out the door! They are receiving terrible service from you!" and here come the water works, I'll just hang my head so the tears land on the floor without Mr.Krabs noticing... "Here is a little something to cheer you up, You know I was thinking of leaving you in charge of the Krusty Krab for the day why I take me daughter Pearl on a road trip." What? Really! This is like a dream come true! "Really Mr.Krabs!?" I've been waiting for this day to come for years! It's finally here, I should get rid of them pills because I don't need them anymore. "No, not really! It was just to cheer you up, lad! You're just a kid, there is no way I'd leave you in charge with such a big responsibility!" and that's just the first sign, just wait. "Aha! You hear that Mr Squidward, Spongebob actually thought I was going to leave HIM in charge of me restaurant!" Now they're laughing, and so are the customers! What sort of town do I live in. "You're just a kid, Spongebob!" they're closing in on me... I'm cornered, I need to stand up for myself! "Stop it! I... I feel WORTHLESS!" I'm taking off my hat and I'm just stamping on it! "I hate my job! I hate the Krusty Krab! I hate my life!" I know running away crying after being mocked by the public isn't such a good idea but it sure did leave a deadly silence in the Krusty Krab...

10 minutes of just sitting on my chair, crying from all the heartbreak and finally someone is knocking on the door. It's about time someone came to apologise for that torture! Oh, look it's Mr.Krabs "Don't cry, lad, I'm sorry about that, it was just funny that you actually thought i was being serious... I'm sorry, but you just aren't ready for such great things, these things aren't built for kids like you to run." WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I'M A KID!? It just isn't fair! I-AM-NOT-A-KID

I AM NOT A KID

If I don't prove that I am not a kid before tomorrow, I'll have to go back to work and sit in a corner whilst being called one the next day! Thank gosh it's boating school tomorrow!

Here we are at boating school, Mrs Puff has been teaching me for years but for some reason she keeps thinking that I'm doing something wrong, I just can't put my finger on it. At least I remembered to take the pills today! Today I'm sat on the front row so I can hear EVERYTHING Mrs Puff says, today is the day I'm going to get my driving license! "Spongebob... come with me" Oh my gosh! I am so excited I can see it now, that driving license in my hands with my name on it, a new driver on the roads, let's just hope this dream doesn't get crushed like it did yesterday. "Spongebob, I'm afraid... You cannot take your test this year..." aaand I spoke too soon! Here we go another day. "but... why?" NOOOO WAIT, let me guess... I can't take the test because I can't get it right... no, no... It's MY fault she keeps puffing up. No, I'm too happy. WAIT, I'M JUST A KID!? "Sorry, Spongebob, You're just not ready, because" no, don't continue speaking I will finish that sentence for YOU "Let me guess, I'm just a kid" 5 stars for me, I'm to good and guessing what people are going to say... "Yes... Spongebob" NAILED IT. I am SICK of being called a kid, it really isn't fair. "ARGH! WHY DOES EVERYBODY THINK I'M A KID. IT'S YOU STUPID PILLS ISN'T IT" BARNACLES! I just smashed the bottle full of pills! I better make a run for it. Hold on, what is Mrs Puff saying? "He... He takes pills just so he can try and brighten up everybody's day? Spongebob Wait! Don't go!" Wait, so... if I tell people my secret... They'll stop disrespecting me... let me practice, ahem. I've tried for so long to bring happiness to you all, and this is the way you repay me? Well guess what!? Trying to bring a smile to your face because I have to use these (I then will hold up the pills) to bring a smile to mine first.

 BAM! Perfect I better listen to Mrs Puff first and then tomorrow I'll wait for someone to call me a kid. Ooooh I'm so excited!