Chomping on Bad Food and Rainbow Barf

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                Steven had just returned from Fish Stew Pizza with two pizza boxes, a milkshake, a tray of French fries, and some burrito chips. But as he gives out the snacks, he has no idea about the mold on the food (save for the pizzas)...

Steven: Okay! For Soos, (Gives Soos the burrito chips) barbecue-flavored burrito chips.

Soos: BURRITO CHIPS! MY LADY!!! (The Thea Sisters stare at him weirdly)

Steven: For the Mystery Twins, here's (Gives the twins their fries) some cheese-flavored French Fries.

Mabel and Dipper: (Chants) French Fries! French Fries! French Fries! (Mabel starts digging in)

Steven: And for Stan and Ford, (Hands the two Grunkles their pizzas) a three-cheese and pepperoni pizza.

Stan: I'm getting the NY-style!

Ford: Three-cheese is mine!

Steven: (Sips his milkshake) Tastes like Cookie Cats.

Dipper: You're still into Cookie Cats?

Steven: Of course! What's not to love about the Cookie Cats? Cookie Cat! He's a pet for your tummy! Cookie Cat! He's super duper yummy! Cookie Cat! He- (Violet interrupts him)

Violet: We get it. You love Cookie Cats.

Steven: Yeah. (His tummy grumbles)(Dipper reaches to place a fry in his mouth, but Steven's voice stops him short) Oh no. Bad milkshake! BAD MILKSHAKE!!! I gotta go! (Runs to the restroom)

Mabel: The milkshake and fries are coming out! (Dipper drops his fry on the floor)

Soos: The chips aren't settling in at all, bro!

Dipper: How are they going to go?

Amethyst: Just go to the ocean, bro! (Makes a splashing sound)(Sassily) Like a fish!

Mabel: Eww, no! (Her tummy grumbles) Alright, fine! (Runs outside)

Soos: I'll just use the pub restroom! (Runs outside)

Stan: What's going on here, Ford?

Ford: Their food must've expired a long while ago.

Stan: Like, an hour ago?

Ford: Probably yesterday. Kinda ironic our pizzas aren't spoiled. In fact, they're freshly cooked!

Stan: You think something bad's going to happen to the kids?

Ford: Probably.

Violet: Yeah. Lucky thing your pizzas aren't spoiled.

Stan: True. (Smells a terrible scent from the bathroom) Eww! STEVEN, YOU KNOW YOU'RE BLOWING IT UP IN THERE, RIGHT?! (No response)

Pearl: (Covers her nose) Eww! I knew we should have put some kind of ventilation system here! It'll reek for days to come!

Colette: Wait, there are no ventilators in this temple?!

Amethyst: Nope.

Violet: Everyone outside! (Everyone except Steven run out of Pearl's room) When is that bomb going to wear off?

Amethyst: No idea. Last time I blew it up in there, it took three days before the scent wore off.

Pearl: (Glares at Amethyst) Yeah. (Garnet enters the house through the warp pad)(To Garnet) Oh, Garnet. You're back.

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