The Thea Sisters Travel Through Dimensions, Reprised

Let the Wars Begin!

                       The next day, everyone was ready for the war! All they had to do now was to wait for the clock to strike five p.m.!

Pearl: (Watches the clock) Oh, wait! Time for the countdown!

Everyone: Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven! Six! Five! Four! Three! Two! One! (The grandfather clock chimes five times)

Amethyst: Let the wars begin! (Everyone runs to their "group headquarters")

Violet: (She, Gunter, and Pearl wear their new black cloaks) This is it!

Gunter: Wenk! (I can't wait!)

Pearl: Let's do it! (The group sneaks to the house, where Steven's team is)(To Violet, in a whisper) How are we going to do this again?

Violet: We wait for the right moment, then we pull on the rope. But we have to wait for exactly the right moment. Like, when Steven steps on the rope, we'll pull the rope, so that it'll trip not just Steven, but the whole group! Plus, it will be perfect for Steven to see the (In a sinister tone) torture.

Pearl: And what about the buckets?

Gunter: Wenk. (I'll handle it.)

Pearl: Okay. Then what's with the buckets being filled with piping hot water?

Violet: When we give Steven the Cookie Cats he doesn't want us to eat, we'll splash him with hot water, right out of the kettle!

Pearl: I don't know about that. Steven's gem can melt from the heat. He is half-quartz, after all.

Violet: Don't worry. A quartz has an adequately high melting point. The water, according to the thermometer, is only fifty degrees Celsius. I bet that's not even enough to melt the quartz.

Pearl: I just don't want to hurt Steven.

Violet: I know. Anyway, (Throws one end of the rope in her hands to the other side) this should be perfect. (Hears Steven's voice coming from his bed) Okay, wear your hoods, people. (Pearl and Gunter do so (Violet already had hers on)) Go to your places.(Gunter climbs up one of the beams at the ceiling with the buckets in hand)(Pearl goes to the other end of the rope)(Steven walks down the stairs with Dipper)

Steven: (To Dipper) We should get to the Ferris wheel. The girls should be just about done with it by now. (Steps on the rope, and Violet and Pearl pull on the rope hard, tripping Steven and Dipper)

Steven: Oof! (To Dipper) What was that?!

Dipper: I don't know.

Violet: (She and Pearl surround the two boys)(Disguises her voice) We got you guys surrounded.

Steven: Hey! Did you guys steal anything?

Pearl: (Disguises her voice) Yeah, but I bet you won't really care about it.

Steven: What is it?!?!

Violet: A little pet for your tummy. A little super-duper yummy thing from your fridge. (Holds up a Cookie Cat)

Steven: COOKIE CAT!!! Put it down!

Pearl: Oh, we will. We will, if you tell us where your other friends are.

Steven: Never!

Violet: Too bad. You said it was super yummy, so I ought to give it a try. (Opens the wrapper and reaches to put it in her mouth)

Steven: COOKIE CAT!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!! OKAY, (Violet places the Cookie Cat back in its wrapper)(Dipper rolls his eyes) OKAY!!! THEY'RE AT THE FERRIS WHEEL!!! JUST GIVE ME MY COOKIE CAT BACK!!!!!