The Thea Sisters Travel Through Dimensions, Reprised

Soos, the Mystery Twins, and Steven

               Everyone is trying to find someone who can give directions, when Violet accidentally does the most unfortunate thing anyone can think of...

Violet: (Looks around) This place looks kinda familiar, like I've seen it in a guidebook before... (Accidentally steps on a four-leaf clover (#badluck(sorta))(Falls into the "Bottomless Pit") AAH!! (Grabs onto a ledge at the last second) WHAT IS WITH THIS HOLE?!?!?! (A man rushes out of a cabin and helps Violet out of the hole)(Relieved) Thanks!

Man: Dude, you have to be careful around here! The Bottomless Pit is very dangerous! And btw, you would not want to look down. (Pulls Violet out of the hole, and Violet notices the four-leaf clover she stepped on)

Violet: Looks like I really am in bad luck.

Man: (Follows Violet's gaze) Yeah, I suppose so. Anyway, I'm Soos, manager of the Mystery Shack!

Violet: I'm Violet, and these are my friends (Gestures at each person as she says their names) Colette, Nicky, Pam, Paulina, Jake, Bonnibel, and Gunter.

Soos: You dudes need something?

Paulina: Well, we are looking for a place for the night.

Melody: (To Soos, in a sing-song fashion) Soos! Bus full of tourists eleven 'o clock!

Soos: (To Melody) Be right there! (To the others) Follow me. (Walks to the Mystery Shack, with everyone else following)(Two kids are seen next to a pond)

Boy: Are you sure it was here?

Girl: Positive about it. I saw this area glowing a while ago!

Soos: Kids!

Kids: Soos! (Soos runs up to hug them, tightly)

Soos: I missed you guys so much!

Boy: (In a wheezy voice) Yes, can we breathe now?

Soos: (Puts them down) Sorry. (To the Thea Sisters and the Adventure Time Gang) By the way, these are the Mystery Twins, (Gestures to each Twin) Mabel and Dipper.

Dipper: Who in Oregon calls us that?

Soos: I do!

Violet: (To Bonnibel) Where's the next portal?

Mabel: Wait, you guys are looking for a portal too?

Violet: Yeah. Why do you ask?

Dipper: We heard that our Gruncle Stan and Great-Uncle Ford fell through a portal that was just right here.

Bonnibel: (Looks at the radar) Next portal's over (Points at the Greasy Diner) there.

Dipper: At the Greasy Diner?

Bonnibel: Yeah. It's not appearing yet, but the energy radar is showing escalations in energy readings. If my calculations are correct, it should appear in half an hour.

Mabel: Let's buy snacks while waiting! (Runs to the Greasy Diner, with everyone else in tow)

Soos: (Looks at Bonnibel) Wait a minute, is anyone going to eat that?

Dipper: Soos, that is a living person.

Soos: (Gasps)(Happily) LIVING CANDY! MY PRAYERS ARE ANSWERED!!! CAN I AT LEAST HAVE ONE LITTLE BITE, PLEASE?!?!?!?! (Chases Bonnibel around)

Bonnibel: (Runs away from Soos)(While running) AAH!!! CRAZY GUY WANTS TO EAT ME!!!!! (Turns her head to look at Soos)(Indignantly) I AM A PRINCESS, AND IF YOU EVER STEP INTO MY KINGDOM, I SHALL CONDEMN YOU TO LIFE IMPRISONMENT IN MY DUNGEON, WITH NO SWEETS FOR LIFE!!!