An Extremely Goofy Movie (Max X Jamie)

Chapter 11: Goofy Goes to College

"Next!" a woman called.

Goofy was looking for a new job, so as he sat and a woman was going through his files to see if she could get him one.

"Well, Mr. Goof, I notice you don't have a college degree," she said.

"Well, I did complete three years, but—" Goofy explained.

"Look, doll, I'm afraid we can only get jobs for people who have college degrees. So, what do you need?" she asked.

"What is 'a degree'?" he answered like he was on Jeopardy.

"Bingo! We have a winner," the woman announced.

"Oh, what's a Goof to do?" Goofy responded sadly.

"Well, doll—Uh, Mr. Goof, the answer to your problem is simple. The only way to build your career is to go back to college," the woman explained.

"College? Me? I was there in the '70s. I'm too old for that now," Goofy replied.

"Come on, doll. You're never too old to learn a new trick," she pointed out.

Goofy thought about it and decided that it would be best for him to do so.

Meanwhile, Max, Jamie, PJ, and Mocha were taking notes (Bobby was asleep) while the teacher was quoting something. The Gammas were spitting spitballs at them; one at Max, one at Jamie, then one at Bobby, which woke him up.

"Mommy, I didn't do it!" he exclaimed.

The teacher continued until the doors opened.

"Hi, everbody!" Goofy greeted.

Max screamed at the sight. Jamie was confused until she figured it out: that guy was Max's father.

"I'm just a yearnin' for some learnin'," Goofy replied, shaking his butt.

"Who is this goon?" Bradley asked.

"Right on, brother! Ah-yuck!" Goofy said, giving one of the students a high five.

Max kept mumbling "Oh no" as he gripped his hair in panic.

"Hey, Max, is my vision blurred? Or does that guy look like your dad?" Bobby asked.

"Maxie!" Goofy exclaimed once he saw his son.

"Kill me. Just kill me now!" Max begged, shaking Bobby around.

"Hey, Maxie, looks like you and me are gonna be classmates," Goofy said as he sat by Max and took off his hat to reveal a huge afro, then he told one of the students, "Ah-yuck. He's my son."

Then the whole class except for Jamie, PJ, Mocha, and Bobby were laughing at Max.

"Daddy's little baby couldn't be alone?" Bradley mocked.

"Nooo!" Max screamed over all the laughter.

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A/N So now Goofy is going to college with Max. And Max isn't too thrilled about that.