The Jerk & The Fantabulous Me!

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My name is Adams.Kelli Adams.

Thats right, didnt I so totally pull off that James Bond phrase.

Anywayssss, since you already know my name, you must wanna know more about my fantabulous self.

I have thick, lucious, long brown hair.Hazel eyes that stole from my father.A body that my lovely mother passed down to me of course.

And no siblings.

LIEEEEE!!!!

I mean, everything's true except for the no siblings part.Fortunetly for me I have eight lovely brothers and three gorgeous sisters.Note the sarcasm.

The only flaw to me is my freakishly tall height, i mean like common, why does God love me so that I was cur-i mean blessed to be descendants of giants.Right now im standing at a whopping six feet.

And doesnt help that im taller than most guys im interseted in, cause everyone wants to date a girl thats taller than them.Yeah right.

Okay enough about me.Lets talk about my rat brained family.

Since theirs like a gazillion of us lets start in order, dont want to damage your brains without order.

1.Josh,18

2.Cameron,18

3.Tessa,17

4.Tyler, 16

5.Jake,16(Blakes twin)

6.Blake,16

7.Me,15

8.Ashley,14

9.Mark,13

10.Shane,12

11.Kristen,11

12.Kevin,8

Awesome right.Sike.

Wanna know why?Take a look.

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