[Hey, what do you know. At least I should put one dirty joke here, so here you go! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ]
One night, a little boy was tired from watching television and decided to go to sleep. But as he passed his parent's bedroom, he heard strange noises. The next day, the boy asked his mom. "Mommy, I heard noises in your room last night. What were you doing with Dad?" he asked.
The mother was surprised. "Oh honey, we were just making cakes."
"Oh, ok then." the boy ran off.
A few days later, the boy was sleeping at night when he heard noises again, but from the living room. The next day, the boy asked his mom again. "Mommy, were you and Daddy making cakes last night?" he asked.
"How do you know?" she asked.
"Because I licked the icing of the cake by the sofa."
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