Asia and Dex

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Asia: Ahhhh! Hey my loves! We've missed you all oh so much!

Dex: Why the hell you yelling? Calm yo ass down!

Asia: Shut your ass up, Dex! I'm just excited about being apart of this couples retreat.

Dex: Shit I'm not. You know when the first set of couples were there, all hell broke loose.

Asia: Yeah I know, but hopefully things will go smoothly with everyone.

Dex: Don't get your hopes up, but changing the subject. Shit been great with me and my sexy ass wife.

Asia: *Blushes* Stop it, babe.

Dex: Nah I'm good, but real talk...you sexy as fuck and I slick want some as soon as we wrap this shit up.

Asia: Wow...stop talking. Moving on...life has been soooo great and I can't even begin to tell you all how happy I am. Aside from owning my own makeup line, being a wife and mother has filled my life with so much joy. I'll admit that it's hard work running my own business, trying to make it home early enough to cook, spending time with my kids, and keep my husband satisfied.

Dex: Let me cut you off right there, wifey. Y'all...my baby works so damn hard and I appreciate her for that. On the days she's running late, I cook dinner, help the girls with their homework, and even stay up late so I can massage her when she comes home. She wants to do it all, but I won't let her and it pisses her off. I don't give two fucks though because she won't be stressing herself out. Not on my watch anyways.

Asia: I'm not trying to stress myself out, but I do have multiple jobs that require my attention.

Dex: And you also have a husband that loves and supports you so you don't have to work so hard. A nigga been getting money with my homie, Dace, and I've made enough to where you'd never have to work again. Though I'd never ask you to stop working, because I know you love what you do, you should know that you don't have to do everything by yourself.

Asia: I do know that, but I just want to be that super mom who can do it all. Work, make time for my family, all while never breaking a nail.

Dex: Well you ain't broke one yet so it seems like you're super mom to me. Now again...let's wrap this shit up so I can get inside them guts.

Asia: Dexton stop! Keep our bedroom business private please. At least let me tell them about our babies first.

Dex: Hurry your ass up! Don't nobody wanna hear about them bad ass kids anyways! I love them to death, but damn! They some real life bae bae kids.

Asia: Andddd who do you think they get it from? Their big head ass daddy! Now shut your face and let me wrap this us. Ugh! I swear we have the longest intro out of everyone's elses intros! Sorry about him, but y'all should already be used to his no filter having ass. Anyways...on to our beautiful kids.

SaMiyah

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SaMiyah

Of course you all remember my sassy first born, SaMiyah. She's eight now and still as beautiful and mean since y'all met her when she was three. I can't believe how big she's getting and the more she grows, the more she's starting to become mature. She also has a temper like her sperm donor, Semaj, but unlike him...she's learning to keep her anger under control. It doesn't always work, but hey...practice makes perfect.

Savannah

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Savannah

On to my second born and my little boo boo, Savannah. She's my perfect little angel in every way and it's so hard to believe that she's Dex's child.

Dex: Aye fuck you!

Asia: *Laughs* What? I'm just being honest. Savannah is so angelic, calm, and such a sweetheart. I couldn't imagine life without her and her bond with SaMiyah is so special. Just seeing my two girls together makes my heart melt. I love them so much.

Savion

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Savion

Lastly, my baby boy Savion Amir Porter. Dex was so thrilled to have a son, but I knew nothing about raising a boy. Surprisingly, raising him is fairly easy because he's literally the most chilled baby I've ever met.

Dex: Yeah cause he's just like his daddy...*Smirks*

Asia: And that scares me. If he's anything like you then I should be prepared for his first words to be something so out of pocket. But in the meantime, we're enjoying our handsome son and the girls love being big sisters. Not sure if we plan on having any more kids, but who knows?

Dex: Shit, I do. Bout to go put some babies in you right now. Peace out ya'll! We'll catch ya later on!

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