The next morning, Dex jumped awake by the sound of pots and pans banging together.
"Wake up, hubby!" Asia shouted, knowing Dex had a serious hangover.
"WHAT THE FUCK ASIA!" He shouted, hitting her with a pillow. "Quit playing with me before I smack your ass!"
"That's what you get for trying to out drink somebody! Now get up and come downstairs for breakfast."
"Fuck you." He grumbled, throwing a pillow over his face. Asia slammed the pots and pans together again, only this time Dex jumped up and started chasing her around the house. "I'M BREAKING MY FOOT OFF IN YOUR ASS WHEN I CATCH YOU!"
Hearing Dex's loud ass voice woke Carter up from his deep sleep. He groaned at the throbbing pain he felt in his head and he felt like death.
"I'm never drinking again." He mumbled.
"I highly doubt that." He heard, jumping up to see Dior standing over him. "Remember that time you came to my house, drunk out of your mind, to meet the twins for the first time? That's how drunk you were yesterday. TIMES TEN!"
"Ah! Please don't yell, Dior. I'm sorry I got so drunk, okay? Just leave me alone and let me die." He begged. The sounds of pots and pans dropping on the marble floor, sent Carter's head into an explosive migraine. "YOU TWO KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF!"
Asia and Dex stopped dead in their tracks, glaring at Carter as if he had lost his mind.
"Uh...who is he talking to?" Asia asked, looking back at Dex.
"He better be talking to his damn self."
"Nah, I'm talking to you two childish ass muthafuckas!" Carter snapped.
"Carter chill!" Dior said, holding in her laughs. She dared Asia to wake both of their husbands up, banging pots and pans together as if she were Tanisha from Bad Girls Club.
"It's too early in the fucking morning for they asses to be playing around! Have some consideration for the other couples that are here!"
"Nigga fuck you! If me and my wife wanna play around and make noise then that's what the fuck we gon do!" Dex shouted, kicking the pan across the room. Carter jumped up, having enough of Dex's smart ass mouth. Dex was ready to fight his ass, gently moving Asia out of the way. "Stay back bae, cause if this fool hit you then I'm shutting this whole Couples Retreat bullshit the fuck down!"
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The Couples Retreat 2 *ON HOLD*
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