Hay using my mums phone cause my phones dead
Who are you?
Wait, aren't you Samantha
No?
Damn I'm sorry, needed to message my friend I must have typed the number in incorrectly. I'm sorry.
It's okay, why did you need your friend?
Umm... I kinda got stuck
Where?
This is embarrassing but... in my grand piano
How?
Is that even possible?
How do you have your mums phone then?
Why so many questions?
Need. To. Know. Now.
Well... 1. I was fixing the strings that move the keys when I slipped
2. Yes it is very possible
3. We lost it last year and I found it just now, God only knows how it still has battery life
Why do you have a grand piano?
Because I love music... duh
But a grand piano...
My life, my money, my empty fridge... not yours
What do you mean empty fridge?
How do you expect me to have paid for it and have food for the week?
A WEEK
YES. A WEEK
BUT A WHOLE WEEK?!?!
I've gone longer
WAS IT NOT TORTURE?!?!
Yes it was but I survived and I'm alive talking to you now so everything's fine.
I've got a question
Shoot
What did you mean stuck in a grand piano?
God can't we drop that subject in hell to rot for eternity?
Sorry but...
Don't be, I slipped whilst fixing it, accidentally knocking the stick that was holding the lid up and the lid slammed, btw I am still stuck
I get stuck in/under/behind/on things loads
Example...
Christmas trees
Sofas
Buildings
How do get stuck under/behind/on a christmas tree
BUILDINGS... HOW?
You read that a bit late and for your info it's very easy to get stuck under a Christmas tree when your a gift from the heavens.
Good one
I was in a store
You were I n a store?
Screw life I have already messed up so much there's no chance I'm living this down, yes. And for your question from before; getting stuck on the top of your house whilst it's pouring with rain because your brother dared you to try to get in your room using the window in the roof is possible
Okay... well this conversation was interesting
Same here, actually... pretty sure this passes as the most interesting conversation I've ever had
Goodbye i guess
See ya
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"The truth is, everyone's going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for." ~ Bob Marley
