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Hey, are you okay after yesterday

Yep, i went and spent the day talking to her in the rain.

Did you go alone and did you take like flowers, or...

I placed flowers at her grave and stuff but my family don't like going because it upsets the little ones and my mum gets emotional

Well what are you doing today

Getting my dreads redone

Wow

What, was it something I said

No no, you have dreadlocks?

Yeah why?

How long?

First got them when I was 4 because I pestered my mum, I get them redone every 2 years

Wow, that's so cool Hope

Hey since you know my name, what's yours?

It's Fred

Really

No it's Dylan

That's such a nice name, at least your parents were wise

How were my parents wise?

They gave their son a non-bullyable name

Huh, still not with you

My brothers name is Francis and he gets teased loads for it, they tell him it's a girls name when it's actually a unisex name but try telling that to a 13 year old

Oh, makes sense

Yeah, you try to be serious and then you say unisex and he burst into fits of laughter

Anyone would really

Immature

Am not

Childish

No I'm not

Juvenile

I'm so not

Infantile

Oh my god

Puerile

Oh god woman stop with the insults

If you say that your immature, childish, juvenile, infantile and puerile

I have no idea what infantile or puerile means

They're synonyms to immature and childish

Oh, well I am immature, childish, juvenile, infantile and puerile... happy?

Very

That's good

It's so nice to talk to you again

Is that your way of telling me you missed me yesterday ;)

Umm... well... I guess

Did I make someone blush

NO

I so did, I can basically feel it

I AM NOT BLUSHING

First sign of a liar is defending themselves to much

MEN DON'T BLUSH

Second sign of a liar is coming up with stupid alibis

I DO NOT CARE I AM NOT BLUSHING

Third sign of a liar is not dropping the subject when everyone's moved on

Huh? Oh...

Fourth and final sign of a liar is noticing people dropped the subject and acting awkward

Well umm.. I guess you were... umm

Right?

Yeah

Well I've gotta go get my mum ready for a date so talk later?

Yeah, bye

Bye

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