11/06

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Will you help me with life problems?

Who are you?

I'm getting déjà vu

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Well, I'm the person who messaged you yesterday from their mothers phone accidentally and ended up spilling incredulous personal information about my habit of getting stuck

Oh it's you, it was a different number

I know, that's because this is my phone not my mums

Well, why did you message me again?

Can you help me with life problems

Depends on the life problem

Well, I've just been ditched

Not following

SAMANTHA GOT A BOYFRIEND

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THAT TRAITOR

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I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL EACH OTHER NEEDED

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BUT SHE GOES AND SAYS SHE CANNOT BE SEEN WITN ME ANYMORE BECAUSE HER BOYFRIEND DOES NOT LIKE ME

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WELL I SAY HER BOYFRIEND THAT HE CAN SHOVE HIS DISLIKE WHERE THE SUN DOES NOT SHINE

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OH MY GOD I AM GOIMG TO KILL HER

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SHE DID NOT EVEN BAT AN EYELID AT HIS REQUEST TO DITCH ME

It's gonna be okay

It took you that long to think of 'it's gonna be okay"

It will be though

But I feel so alone

But your not

She was my best friend

She's not a friend

Friends don't do that though

No they don't

I just feel so alone now, so rejected

That's deep

I know

I have no idea how to lighten the mood

Talk about something that makes you happy or about yourself

I just need a distraction

Well mystery girl, I have a great idea

Well tell me genius

I can guess things about you and you can guess things about me to distract you, at the same time getting to know each other

Okay, you first

Do you have blonde hair

No, do you have brown eyes

Yes, your good. Do you have brown hair

No, do you have blonde hair

No, do you have black hair

Yes, do you have dirty blonde hair

Yes, do you have green eyes

No, do you have any beauty spots

Yes, do you have brown eyes

No, do you have long hair

Kinda... short on the sides long on the top, do you have hazel eyes

Ha no, do you have glasses

Oh my what colour are your eyes and no

They are Amber but there's some gold apparently

I would never have guessed

You sound fit

Really ;)

God, only just realised I actually pressed send to that. That's so embarrassing

Sorry gtg

K bye

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