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Are you single?

Whaaat?!?!

What's wrong?

Bit of a blunt way to start a conversation, don't you think?

Not really why?

You just asked me if I was single!!!

Yeah, and... am I not allowed to know if my bff is a single Pringle or a is taken?

Really ;)

Urgh, perverted boys

You know your real drive to ask that question, who wouldn't want a piece of this

Anybody sane

I like it freaky ;)

For the praise of the lord our holy god and father of Christ the saviour of all of the humble innocents that should listen to son of Virgin Mary our religiously born Messiah - Jesus the Redeemer, King of Kings, Prince of Peace, our liberator Emmanuel Lamb of God, Son of Man and God, answer the damn question before I become a baptist

SHEESH, Christians these days

I'll let you know I am not a Christian

Oh sorry, are you religious?

I'm actually a follower of a small Brazilian religion Candomblé, but I'm more of an Agnostic believer

What's Candomblé

Well, it's a religion started by enslaved African priests that I'm related to, the first temple was found in the 19th century.

...?

We believe that there is a supreme creator called Oludumaré, who is served by lesser deities called Orishas. Each follower has their own Orisha that protects them and controls their destiny.

Umm?

We dance and perform rituals that let our Orishas take control of our bodies. We do not include the duality of good and evil, each person is just required to fulfil their destiny no matter what it is, as it is needed and has pure reason.

Wow, cool.

Wait, your related to a priest that helped begin this religion.

That's even cooler

Do you know you the first person who's had a positive reaction, even Samantha said it was stupid and everyone knows that Christianity is the only truth with their saviour Jesus Christ

She was not friend material

Ik

Why did you use Christianity then?

It would stop questions about Candomblé but I should of remembered you ask questions anyway

Oh, ha

Anyway, are you single

Forgot you asked that and yes

Really

I'm a single Pringle ready to mingle

Hard to believe

Why

You sound and act so... nice and boyfriend material like

I'm taking that as a compliment

Well it wasn't meant as an insult

I'm gonna leave before they start

Bye

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