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dix

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   "Yes?"

Tyler stared at him, wide eyed, and then turned at stared at them instead. "You guys know each Other? Holy," he exhaled a breath he didn't know he was saving. "I just, Josh, these were my best friends in high school, how do you know each other?! Dude this is awesome! All my friends in one place! Holy cannoli dudes this is bananas!" Dallon giggled. "Ty Guy, c'mere! We haven't seen you in forever!"

Tyler practically sprinted into his arms, still not quite sure what to make of it all. "Josh transferred to our school right after you dropped out and we kinda cemented him into the friend group after the whole Ryan thing." Patrick told him. Tyler looked confused. "Ryan died." Pete interjected.

   "Way to be sensitive, Pete." Melanie scolded. Ashley laughed at Melanie, earning her an angry look and the loss of a breadstick. "Got in a crash, some old man driving after taking his sleeping meds to meet his wife. Both died on impact. They named a tree after him." Gerard stated. Tyler nodded, processing all of this information.

   "So, how do you know Josh?" Frank asked. "Josh asked me at like, 3 A.M. if he could stay at my house and you know how I am when I get tired, and now we live together. So when did Gee and Frank start dating?" Gerard giggled. "Since three years ago," he began. "We're getting married." Frank deadpanned. Tyler clapped in delight.

   "We are?" Gerard looked confused. Frank stood up and then got down on one knee. "Gerard Arthur Way, Second Emo Lord after Pete, worrier, coffee drinker, and jacket slut supreme, will you do me a solid and marry me?" Gerard burst into tears, however he was still laughing and launched himself at Frank. "Yes, fuck yes, I'll do you a solid."

Dallon, who was usually quite stoic, was bawling like a baby. Ashley and Melanie were rubbing his back, Brendon was hollering, and Frank and Gee were hugging so tight it looked like one of them was going to explode. Josh nudged Tyler towards a waiter, who was also in tears. "They get free dessert too." Josh whispered into Tyler's ear. Tyler giggled. "That's so Frank."

After the commotion and free dessert, they left the restaurant (guys i can't spell restaurant it's all autocorrect) to stroll around the park. (also i know what i am talking about (that sounds rude oml) i live in la county) "Tyler, darling, my loving fiancé, would you like to be my boyfriend?" Josh asked, getting on one knee like Frank did. Tyler giggled.

   "This is no fair, you're still taller!" Tyler said between laughs. He hugged Josh like Gerard did, wrapping his pale arms around Josh's neck. He rested his head in the crook of Josh's neck, simply hugging him close. Normally, if he was hugging someone this attractive he would faint, and Tyler totally wasn't going to faint in front of his childhood best friends and possible boyfriend. "Yes I will, you dork." He whispered into Josh's ear. He could feel Josh smiling and suddenly everyone burst out clapping. Tyler pulled (out) back, comfused, when he saw he was surrounded by his friends.

Dallon really looked like he couldn't take the cuteness and Brendon was squeezing his hand tightly. Ashley and Melanie were squealing like dorks, Pete was smiling and wiping tears off Patrick, who just couldn't take it all and wanted to be held by Pete. Which we was. Thanks Pete.

Gerard and Frank were also holding hands, smiling and cheering for Josh and Tyler. However, one more person was cheering that they didn't recognize. In fact, several people who were just passing by were clapping as well. "Tyler." Josh whispered to Tyler. Tyler looked back in confusion at his boyfriend.

Oh damn he's my boyfriend? This is some good-ass karma I'll tell you right now-

"The lady in the red skirt? Thats the baby lady." He said, gesturing at a lady who looked super pregnant. "Watermelon baby lady?" He shrieked, laughing. The lady looked up, definitely recognized, and started to waddle away.

"No-please stay! It was funny!" The lady laughed, and waddled back over. "You guys are real cute together." She said, her slight drawl prominent. "I'll name my baby after you." Tyler giggled. "Both of us?" She nodded. "I'll name her, uh, Trish. Like Tysh." Josh laughed too. "Or Tosh like Macintosh." Tyler looked personally offended by Josh's statement.

   "What! No, you can't name a baby after an apple-"
   "Then explain the entire My Little Pony franchise. There's an entire family named after apples and don't tell me you don't think Big Macintosh isn't cute because I saw you watching it hon. I know. And also? One of them is named after her hair color and a verb. You'd be Brunette Sleep, honey."

Tyler gasped in mock horror. "You can't just diss My Little Pony like that! It's a well thought out series with a nice plot where people learn about the magic of friendship! I don't see you taking down the changlings-" Josh snorted. "Maybe because Queen Chrysalis isn't here, hmm? And what would you be Tyler, an Earth Pony?" Tyler gasped in real horror.

   "You did not just call me an Earth Pony! You're an evil, vile-"

Pete coughed. "Hate to interrupt, but uh, you guys really know you're stuff don't you." Josh and Tyler turned towards Pete at the same time. "You don't even know." They said in perfect unison. Ashley looked a little creeped out; however, Melanie looked ecstatic.

   "Ash look! They know MLP!" Ashley nodded. "I saw, Mel. Let's go now, okay?" The group finally split up and Josh and Tyler went home. As soon as they closed the door, Tyler shouted "For your information, I'm a unicorn!"

Josh laughed. "Explains why you're so horny."

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i watched all of mlp for you

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ignore the first word, my layout is glitchy and it won't change.

anywho, let's hope for more publishing! im ready to treat myself.